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a head of crevice
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[TransgenDeer🇵🇸 @Transgen_Deer]

My girl’s got a weak pelvic floor i call her bladder Reaganomics the way it’s always trickling down her leg

[cigs @AngryVoter2024]

The Gatorade nipple cap used to be the only thing that could calm me, until I met you

[Fakko @FanAkko]

I'd actually rather cut my balls of then do an MCU rematch before doomsday it will be a cold day in he'll before you catch me watching Antman and The Wasp

[hannaH 🐦‍⬛✖️✖️ @coughdropsh]

Gay ppl are allergic to default instagram ❤️ react theyre always on some other shit

[nihilism disrespecter @meaning_enjoyer]

california is what happens when you reach the western edge of the world by chasing the sun. very icarus like energy. a particular solar type of madness

[project hail yz ☆ @everhero13]

these two are spiritually the same character to me

[redrum @griffisu]

getting neck at costco
call that kirkland

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

idk how to explain this but thursday, october, and 8:00pm are all the same

[#1 joffrey is laenor’s baby truther @bespinderella]

americans just might, for the first time ever, get to feel the kind of pain we’ve been inflicting on the rest of the world and it is going to hurt but we absolutely deserve it

[nuz @punishednuz]

nobody has the balls to put a nasty ass fucking rancid-looking apartment like this on the big screen anymore and that's why the movies are dying

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

a sturgeon named crackers. he lives in an aquarium touch tank but he’s allergic to human hands

every time he swims within touching distance the employee overseeing the touch tank says “here comes crackers! we don’t touch crackers!”

[mima 𓅰 @cormorantics]

when she touch yo puffling

[felix & that @oddpom]

abstragedy not getting ANY. merch despite them being the only canon (alive) couple in the show is insane. and i KNOW there’d be a huge market for it too i have no idea why glitch hasn’t made any

[GHOST @A_Tired_Ghost_]

new jersey 2027

[Mite141 | #TENOÍ @mite141]

Tried to hit a mosquito and accidentally smacked myself in the balls full-force

[Daisy 🩷 @madeofcandyy]

Pinkie pie drawing everyone chopped except Rarity with her diva action will forever be accurate and perfect

[Gary @garydunggy]

Holy shit

[Howie @howzanet]

It's so funny whenever I talk about twilights hair because someone always tells me that's what her hair color is, but no!! It's actually mostly blue! They usually cut the blue in favor of purple tho. I wonder if it's for budget reasons

[Calypso 📺🦈 @bestdemonshark]

Controversial shipping opinion: I think if we were to look at vox's taste as far as men go and assume it to be the same for women, I fear the female character from the hellaverse he'd most likely be into would be Stella 😭💀