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[swans @swandotexe]

lonerism? more like bonerism

c. Tony “@simpcircus” Hjelle 2024

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on an unskippable sidequest to retrieve the scepter of unblocking (i clogged the toilet and need to buy a plunger)

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

With Elijah Wood.

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@BigDelicious_MN YEAHHHHH

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@BigDelicious_MN merch 😈🧙‍♂️🏄🤤

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i am the patron saint of milfs

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dream blunt rotation: david lynch, david byrne, and david from the bible

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exercising my american right to get drunk and watch movies, you cant do this in other countries!

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Mfs playing Dark Souls Pro Skater??

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dear lord, thank you for this day. protect us as we go full blast, amen.

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*me getting into an oven with an apple in my mouth* welcome to the roast of tony

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rt to totally tar and feather your homies

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one time a baby touched my mustache and screamed

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things woulda been different if frodo had a jeep wrangler just sayin

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“when you extinglish one flame, another one lights. this is what the bible is all about”
- ethan swan

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i am so brave when my girlfriend plucks my eyebrows

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@griccs this happened to me, he took my skin and wouldn’t give it back until i did dishes for a few weeks