Nick

[Errai @errai]

(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own

Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man

Friend 2: vessel alert

[twinkmoder @twinkmoder]

Killing yourself at your lowest is too obvious. I’m gonna do it at my peak so they’re left wondering why

[Nick @simpforhugh]

@halibalitali @mrspaceboi @rafal_blaszak @ExoGhost Same here

[Jakeup @myhandle]

I've been taking 5g creatine for 3 days now. so when is it gonna kick in and give me abs and lift the brain fog and make my wife come back?

[Deacon Blues @dribrats77]

Hot take:

Central Park should be replaced with Steely Dans 1977 masterpiece album Aja

[Nick @simpforhugh]

@DiianaD_ Aja is perfect from start to finish

[Simon Heijnen @LowkoTV]

starcraf

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

A dog accidentally locks himself in the car and won’t budge. So the owner plays the ultimate mind game: pretends to pet another dog. Jealousy kicks in… and the stubborn pup unlocks the door! 🥹

[Nick @simpforhugh]

@Awk20000 That’s what we call an ad hominem

[Woman, innit @ahamrick]

@Romy_Holland It’s a pretty recent development that we can even know about tragedies all over the world. I don’t think we’re meant to process all of it.

[Fabian S. @fabianschmid_09]

there are 4 main parts to lifemaxxing:

- retardmaxxing
- socialmaxxing
- adventuremaxxing
- healthmaxxing (the non-autistic kind)

these can then all be broken down into their own parts:

retardmaxxing: fun, no thinking, intuition, doing whatever tf YOU want, trusting God

socialmaxxing: friends, girls, family, connections

adventuremaxxing: camping trips, sidequests, being spontaneous, ...

healthmaxxing: training (gym, sprints, cardio, ...), diet, sleep, eliminating 80% of toxins, having fun hobbies, sunlight, less blue light (again, don't be autistic)

you could add more to these but they're the main 4

and then ofc add the most important: CHRIST

nothing will ever work without him

he is priority no.1

vamos boys.

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

@jestermaxxing I was looking for a second job and then I found a second job…

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

sometimes if u want to make friends u have to go out past your bedtime even though you are so sleepy and your cat misses you

[Lupin @lupinxart]

didn’t kill myself in september +1000 aura

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

I'm about to start telling people “as long as that makes sense to you”when they say shit that don't make sense to me.

[ash @heythatsmeash]

Overheard a guy ending a conversation: “well, those are all my funny things I had to say.”

[EJ @ejmichele]

Unavoidable but real bummer that my “engage with my silly little sports hobby” app is also my “the world is ending app”.

[Nick @simpforhugh]

@ChrisKuper Honestly, this is the only thing I’m asking for