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A 26 year old science experiment gone wrong he/they bi sub

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People call me classless yeah that’s the fucking goal end this class structured capitalist nightmare

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Sometimes I wonder if I have too much internet brain rot but on dating apps if one of someone’s pics is just their feet I will assume it’s a subtle foot fetish thing

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lol been too long since someone has put me in subspace

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

They did it. They made the most belongs on 30 Rock show of all time

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I’m just a boy sitting here on the toilet missing my bidet

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

Happy Zero Cool Day to those who celebrate

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Ngl my 9th grade bio teacher really cooked in 2012 going on about how sex genes can express themselves in different ways emphasizing it’s not binary she really was a prophet

[Mari Cherry🍒 @cherryknotty]

Idk being whipped for your gf is kinda nice y’all are just haters 😎

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@Ladysupernova2 Call that dopamine mining

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A Jennifer Coolidge impression is the girls version of a Borat Impression

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If anyone comes to my page for the nerdy shit posts I’m so sorry please don’t look at who I follow I love them though

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The Smosh and Um Actually crossover gives me hope that Brennan will do a Try not to laugh episode and I’m excited cause we’re gonna have so many wizards

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@k_lm_b Wat de ma-er bruv? Yo wanna fckin figh?

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@k_lm_b is an incel

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Why is the forgotten city a Skyrim mod game bigger than fuckin Skyrim

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I think @erindougal (is that really how their last name is spelled?) should be allowed to be a contestant on Try not to laugh instead of just bits

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Traveling with my family for the holiday and I gotta say I be knee deep in the passenger seat

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Jesus has come back the only issue he’s really into magic the gathering