Simple Astro

I dont predict,I decode patterns.Astrology for those tired of repeating same life lessons.
Relationships • Career blocks • Karmic Cycle
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[Simple Astro @simple_astro]

Imagine claiming chanting the names of Sri Vishnu the literal Preserver will leave you in an abyss.💀
VS is public chapter of the Mahabharata.
Bhagavata Purana confirms the Divine Name burns impurities regardless of errors (Ajnanaad-athava Jnanat), and the Phalasruti grants its blessings to everyone without needing Homa or initiation for Nitya Patha.

[Pandit Rohan Shastri @astroshastri108]

🔴 Vishnu Sahasranama is being widely shared by people, particularly astrologers, across the internet as something sort of a divine boon which will instantly resolve your problems.

Let me tell my audience very clearly:

You will lose it badly if you chant Vishnu Sahasranama without following the rules & regulations.

Can you chant Lalita Sahasranama out of nowhere, without any initiation? Of course not. Then how come Vishnu Sahasranama?

I have explicitly told my clients to stay away from the Social Media hype.

There are strict rules and regulations for this. After certain recitations of Vishnu Sahasranama, there has to be performed a Homa. Else, it won’t work, and on contrary, can suck your energy down leaving you in abyss.

Many of my clients who have consulted other astrologers prior to meeting me have reported similar issues:

Either it didn’t benefit them, or it made the situation even worse.

This is precisely why back in the days, these vidyas remained hidden and out of reach of general population. Today, the society is paying the price for it. Even the fools have gotten access to texts that are meant to stay dormant. All thanks to internet.

[Simple Astro @simple_astro]

Some modern woman thinks temple is community center where anyone can showup during any time and make reels.

Atman has no gender,
But our physical body has for sure.

"Smashing Patriarchy" is a modern buzz word for sure and temple is not the place

[Simple Astro @simple_astro]

Some modern woman thinks temple is community center where anyone can showup during any time and make reels.

Atman has no gender,
But our physical body has for sure.

"Smashing Patriarchy" is a modern buzz word for sure and temple is not the place

[Perman @Perman3310]

Feminists on normal days: shopping, trips, clubbing 😍😍.
Feminists on peri*d days: “I need to go to the temple 😭😭”

[Simple Astro @simple_astro]

Setbacks look like failures only because you can't see the crisis they prevented.
You have no idea what worse luck your bad luck saved you from.

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[Simple Astro @simple_astro]

Biggest delusion of many us I'm planning a trip to a famous pilgrimage site
A pilgrimage is high voltage energetic place, to step into it you should be grounded.
No Call = No entry simple
A call to pilgrimage is clearing your some karmas

[Simple Astro @simple_astro]

EMI are ultimate Venus - Rahu trap
The Illusion of Luxury without tapas of having earned it.
When you buy on monthly installments, you don't own product - system owns freedom.

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[Simple Astro @simple_astro]

A friend shared a reel of auto driver with me, where auto driver is saying he's back where he was at 2024.
This is classic case of pattern / karmic loops repeating which many go through

° Acceptance of Pattern
° Worship of Lord Ganesha and Subramanya
° Act consciously

[Simple Astro @simple_astro]

Word Guru is not title
Gu= Darkness Ru= Darkness that destroys it
Jupiter doesn't give only wealth or expansion it also provide "Viveka"- power through see through own illusions.
On Guru Poornima (29th July)
• Chant any Guru mantra you know
• Visit Any Guru Temple

[Simple Astro @simple_astro]

A friend shared a reel of auto driver with me, where auto driver is saying he's back where he was at 2024.
This is classic case of pattern / karmic loops repeating which many go through

° Acceptance of Pattern
° Worship of Lord Ganesha and Subramanya
° Act consciously

[Simple Astro @simple_astro]

Word Guru is not title
Gu= Darkness Ru= Darkness that destroys it
Jupiter doesn't give only wealth or expansion it also provide "Viveka"- power through see through own illusions.
On Guru Poornima (29th July)
• Chant any Guru mantra you know
• Visit Any Guru Temple

[Simple Astro @simple_astro]

I saw a reel where they say pet is my child and knew Kali Yuga Branding has gone too far
Modern culture wants the feelings of parenthood without tapas of raising one
In Vedic thought parenthood is scared responsibility not aesthetic identity 🫆
Affection not = to parenthood

[Simple Astro @simple_astro]

Detachment is not denial
It means enjoying life without fear of losing it
Bhoga is not distraction from spirituality they are reminders that you are alive

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[Simple Astro @simple_astro]

If you have been questioning everything lately it might not be indecision
It often happens when cycle closes but you are at the path of another
Stop forcing answers and start trusting process

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[Simple Astro @simple_astro]

If most biz fail in same shop the problem is rarely of biz
I saw property where one tenant didn't pay rent followed by long legal fight, next tenant lost ₹11 L in 6 months all pointed to disturbed zones affecting stability and flow.
Spaces remember imbalance

[Simple Astro @simple_astro]

People panic when Sade Saati starts, but their biggest glow up often begins there
Have observed many real life examples

[Simple Astro @simple_astro]

Tommorow is Nija Jyeshtha month poornima
° Worship of Lord Shiva and Devi is good
° Hear / Participate Satyanarayana katha
° Offer Food donations and donation to Goshala and Veda Patha shala

[Simple Astro @simple_astro]

Everyone wants to "Attract"
No one wants to build Venus energy

Weak Venus = Low self worth = No manifestations
° Keep yourself presentable and space clean
° Control your speech avoid abusive words

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[Simple Astro @simple_astro]

PCOS is more common in Indian women due to modern lifestyle like office stress, Zero sunlight,Binge eating
Astrologically grahas Moon,Rahu,Venus plays a major role in this
° Regulating stress by excercise
° Early dinner
° Sleep schedule
° Lunar sleep rhythm

#Women #India

[Simple Astro @simple_astro]

Ever noticed how one year everything flows and another year everything will move at snail pace
Same you Same effort Different timing
Your Kundali can reveal why this phase feels heavy
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