28 Jays Later

Call me Kenneth; I’m ur dream boi 🤷🏻‍♂️ p.s. you can also call me Jay, 25, I’ll take any pronouns u got for me buddy. ‘edgy twink’ - my coworker, 2019

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Some good advice I’m feeling recently

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@phoebe_crehan Walk in and say ‘what up bitches, I’m full of demons and I hope you’re an exorcist’.
But fr hope the session helps you feel more human my guy!

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Tell me how I am so blessed, I get in from work and my girlfriend has made up riddles so I can do a treasure hunt round the flat 😭😭😭

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Hearing a million horror stories about how long it takes to get your passport just now - took me a week from sending my old one to getting my new one 💃💃💃

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Just took a spider out of my girlfriends flat...yes I can be butch 😂😂😂

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I tweeted this after my first date with Pamela and I would never have thought I could be as happy as I am with her - still the gayest thing but it worked out so well 🥰

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It’s the gayest thing but tonight I had a first date with a lassie and Jesus Christ I’m already so excited to see her again 😩🙃

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Had an absolutely amazing time watching @gracepetrie at summerhall last night! 😍😁 Definitely worth the wait!

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Coming in at 5am to cry on my girlfriend and her response is to wake up and hold me til I feel better 🥺🥺🥺 how did I get so lucky 😩

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Why does Asda decide the best time to get rid of Halloween stuff is the day before Halloween??? Like way to miss out on last minute panic buyers 🤨

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It’s the gayest thing but tonight I had a first date with a lassie and Jesus Christ I’m already so excited to see her again 😩🙃

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@BobsBurgersFOX The one song that always gives me chills (and I always ALWAYS sing along to) is This Wedding Is My Warzone 😭 it just sounds so much like it should be in a west end musical!

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My parents are so cute, my mum can’t wait to go to a pride event so that she can wear this shirt my dad bought for her 🥺 I’m offended they didn’t buy it for me, but the support is too much 🥺😭

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Turns out it’s my flat mate being drunk 😂

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It is 4:25, there are people talking real loud and buzzing the door 😭

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My collection so far! I can’t wait to give these out!

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Adding to my paintings this week with a number for my dad! A surprise for him, since everyone else knows about their paintings...well mostly! And have seen them. Question though, what do I use to fill the remaining space?

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How I’ve been keeping myself occupied; I’m not an artist but damn am I proud of these 🙆🏻🧑🏻‍🎨

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Tv show recs? I already have like a million things to watch but I can’t remember any of them rn 🙆🏻

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Now I have to wait for a redelivery attempt tomorrow bc the guy played knock a door run with my parcel 🙃 what’s the point of paying for @amazon prime if I still have to wait bc the delivery drivers refuse to give me a minute to get to my door 🤦🏻

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@RoyalMail can u pls tell ur delivery drivers to give ppl more than 1 minute to get to the buzzer at 10:37am on a Sunday morning? Bc I made it to my buzzer by 10:39am and the guy had already left 🙃

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Only buzzed once...delivery attempted at 10:37, I find as I check my phone at 10:39...my guy please come back I’m awake and I did try to buzz you in

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Delivery guy buzzed, I immediately go to buzz him in, and now it’s saying attempted delivery...like my guy you gave me two seconds to get to the door you didn’t attempt shit all 🙄