Simple Al Plante

alex plante parody

[Simple Al Plante @simplealplante]

I'm not a smart enough to make good comebacks so I use da @Qwotes_App every day. #imsmart @Vasila_91

[Travis @TravisTGo]

Thanks @tplante35 and Al for the sweet euro threads. Rep' the @LorenskogHockey shirts @BrandonSource for Xmas eve

[Simple Al Plante @simplealplante]

Come on Bernier, even I know who Nelson Mandela is..... #headshake https://t.co/kObdcc32XK

[Simple Al Plante @simplealplante]

Really excited that thorsa ordered my new custom helmet. #viking

[Simple Al Plante @simplealplante]

Just when I thought I couldn't look any dumber, I go and do something like this.. And totally redeem myself! #WOOOOOO

[Simple Al Plante @simplealplante]

I don't know if I'm more excited about getting my first assist or not getting a penalty!!!! @MatsTrygg1 took one for me :) #takk #dpartner

[Simple Al Plante @simplealplante]

Hello Twitter, Took me 2 minutes to cook Minute rice... was confused still am... this is my nightmare #scratches #head

[Simple Al Plante @simplealplante]

Sometimes I ask @maxiii55 to translate team meetings for me.. Then somehow I know less than I did before the translation.. #googletranslate

[Simple Al Plante @simplealplante]

Can someone come help me? I locked myself in the car again.... #dangit

[Simple Al Plante @simplealplante]

Almost got my first assist in practise today.... But then I took a penalty..... #2+10

[Simple Al Plante @simplealplante]

Fell out of bed again last night, my wife makes me wear my helmet now and my nose was lonely so i grew it a friend!

[Simple Al Plante @simplealplante]

Today was sunday fun day, had some 2% milk and not 1% i rock and roll! oh and i love my big brother @tplante35 he just gets me!

[Simple Al Plante @simplealplante]

How many @WaceyRabbit20 does it take to change a lightbulb.................
I forgot the question....

[Simple Al Plante @simplealplante]

Woke up today had my cereal, tied my shoes, put on my jacket, and went outside only to realize its a day off, SHUCKS!

[Simple Al Plante @simplealplante]

Tonight @WaceyRabbit20 made a peanut butter and jam sandwich. I asked him for a bite. He said no. So I left. #what #is #a #hashtag