Dylan Whitney

Simple American Chef

[Dylan Whitney @SimpleAmerChef]

#eatmoreduck

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@96juliaa_ Maybe see a doctor that sounds like something neurological and that could be serious

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Kid: “Dad do you have a boogie man.”
Dad: “Ya, he’s called FICA and he haunts my paycheck.”

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@maxh_f I personally am embarassed I spent all those weeks watching it just to have the last like two episodes answer how he met their mother.

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@andreakneecap @fleaflanz [email protected] shoot it my way

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@jordin_nicole22 Does this mean when I get in trouble I know who to call?

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@maxh_f Was was the answer

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This impeachment reminds me of when I had a paper due so I pulled an all nighter to get it done before it was too late

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@mckcheez This much is true but we have to focus on the positive in these situations. Think of all the memes that have begun and will begin.

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@mckcheez There was tear gas they had to take down the man bear

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Good luck in 2021 everybody

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I hear fireworks but my artwork as a kid definitely slaps harder

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@colekeister98 @justrightjules You could’ve waited for the picture...

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@justrightjules I think pictures are needed to justify this question 😌

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@hannaer21 How did it go?

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@robertm3004 @RDullier @lolsjou @brandimartinez_ “Top 15 or so” in relative to what?

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Quite literally, I have a legal obligation to post this.

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@hunnadollahbill

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Just help a girl out! Spread the news!

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My family never really had to worry about money. We always had food, the bills got paid, but today I learned that we don’t have a rug drawer and I felt humbled.