simplechristy

Cohost of @_ItsaTrueStory with Chelsea, Christy, and Tianna. We rarely agree. Except about the veracity of movies inspired by real life events. #poopometer

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Whoohoo! A new episode of @_ItsATrueStory is out today. It's @ChachBallerina's last turn as the #tourguide for Season 1 and she brings us a fabulous bromance about film-making and crossdressing.

#poopometer #johnnydepp #edwood #timburton

[It's A True Story! Podcast @_ItsATrueStory]

📣 New Podcast! "Angora Sweaters! They're Not Just for Women Anymore [EP22 - Ed Wood]" on @Spreaker #boardners #campy #coffins #depp #hollywood #lugosi #podcast #secondcity #true https://t.co/AWhkyhE9hp

[simplechristy @simplechristy]

Me (accidentally to the owner of the Leprechaun Museum):
Is the tour worth it?

Him: I mean, we could do better. I own the place, but we just tell stories. I have no idea what anyone says.

Me: One ticket please.

#TellMeAllYourStoriesPlease

[simplechristy @simplechristy]

Adult Happy Meals.
Lego Sets for Adults.
Disney Movies with Generational Trauma as the Villain instead of a SeaWitch.

This I what happens when #GenX gets #creativecontrol.

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Just posted a photo @ Grand Canal Dock https://t.co/6JSHWQPhWc

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Some @tacobell employees didn't grow up with Mexican Pizzas and it really shows.

#WheresTheSpork
#MexicanPizza
#ItsBack

[Rebecca Keegan @ThatRebecca]

I like to imagine an alternate timeline in the multiverse in which Marilyn Monroe is now 96 years old with a cute Spanish house in Brentwood, a couple of rescue dogs and a group of friends she meets for dinner every week at The Golden Bull.

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My love language is sending playlists that make you slightly concerned for my well-being. Just slightly...

#MixTapeGeneration

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I thought the lyric in @adinahoward's song "Freak Like Me" was as follows.

"Come on and I will take you around the 'hood
On a gangsta LEIN..."

And it always made me wonder if gangs had their own judicial system for making financial claims to get unpaid debts paid. #FreakLikeMe

[LISA CURRY @lisa_curry]

Force me to have a baby?

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“The greatest thing you will ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.” @ Hollywood Pantages Theatre https://t.co/egLMICy8qZ

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The B-side is a banger...

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Got a discount record at Target...https://t.co/dt08rrSL8U

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@jessiegender Oooh... The "Groundhog Day" episode was a delight.

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#ProjectLoop
#HerbGardenEdition

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"The Orville has been watching too much Discovery." - Hubs

#TheOrvilleNewHorizons
#StarTrekDiscovery

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@CodySDax #WERD

Two episodes in and Star Trek SNW has defeated the Orville for the role of "warm fuzzy light-hearted scifi" in my house.

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I don't need to see lunar craters. But I would like this for reading the tiny font on microwave meals.

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Somedays... a well organized coffee drawer is the highlight of my day.

Today is one of those days.

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TRUE:
https://t.co/3OLDsu2qH7

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This coming Monday...
I will be celebrating the Fourth of YouLie.

#IHaveNoIndependence
#FourthOfYouLie

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Abortion is legal in California.

It will remain that way.

I just signed a bill that makes our state a safe haven for women across the nation.

We will not cooperate with any states that attempt to prosecute women or doctors for receiving or providing reproductive care.