William P. Mumphrey

Simple country boy, some might say a cock-eyed optimist...mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue. I had a downfall once.

[William P. Mumphrey @simplecntryboy]

@JackFritzWIP Talk to me deadline day. Just gonna be ebbs and flows until then. Pointless to judge this team now when there will be additions. I’m

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@JackFritzWIP Alvarado would dominate the PSAC.

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@BulwarkOnline @SarahLongwell25 If you are in favor of ending birthright citizenship, don’t cheer for Falorin Balogun then. He’s representing 🇺🇸 at this World Cup and you don’t even consider him an American.

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The most ironic thing about @FIFAWorldCup decision to take back Balogun’s red card because of Trump is that Balogun wouldn’t be considered a US citizen if Trump had his way.

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@mbl11428 @JackFritzWIP 🙄

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@REllisSports You said it was a four game series beginning tonight at first during the segment as I was listening. All good

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@REllisSports Phillies are off tonight FYI

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@songbaby57 @TrendSpider That’s the date of the form hahahaah, useless twat.

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@stoolpresidente Perfect microcosm of how celebrity influence turns the masses into even bigger morons than they already are.

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@ThePoniExpress It was kinda cool the Pirates were relevant again for a short period of time. Go back in your hole.

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@ThePoniExpress You really are just the dumbest fuck I think that ever existed.

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@mbl11428 @JackFritzWIP Kneejerk

He’s been meh at best but his last few outings he’s given you 5 innings and 2 runs.

Calm down

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@SpikeEskin Bryce should t bag your goofy ass in studio. 🤡

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@SpikeEskin Derek Hill’s celebration was a little too much for me. Kinda selfish really. Not a team guy. Can we make a poll if the city finds him annoying?

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@Ike58Reese bonds won the derby in Philly in 96. Not KGJ

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@JustBB_Media @Buster_ESPN Land the plane, Dave @Phillies

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@JohnKincade They gave up 4 runs in 8 innings to the top offense in baseball.

This game is not on the bullpen lol

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@Salute2Dat5ive This is months old lol

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@KylePorterNS

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@BKoepka must be a #Seinfeld fan!