Dhairya Kanani

Simple man with dry humor.
6'2 tall disappointment.
Photographer, not the main stream writer. Elon Musk of Bad ideas.
Instagram: dhairya_kanani

[Dhairya Kanani @simpledarkman]

Sexual tension ke naam pe sirf tension mil raha hai.

[Dhairya Kanani @simpledarkman]

Jackie Shroff : Mera baccha hai tu

Me : Yes daddy!

[Dhairya Kanani @simpledarkman]

Therapist: Your behaviour indicates you have become apathetic.
Me: I see but I would rather be something else.
Therapist: Great. What do you aspire to be?
Me: I would rather be 'a pathethicc'.
Therapist:

[Dhairya Kanani @simpledarkman]

Nashtey ke naam pe Nasty bante jaa raha hu.

[Dhairya Kanani @simpledarkman]

"Apne life ki gaadi ko apne control mei rakho"

Bro, mere gaadi ki steering Salman Khan ke ek haath mei hai, dusre mei rifle aur mai footpath pe.

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@Anooooshkaa Ye life ka refund chahiye merko.

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My company seeing me looking for other jobs using their laptop:

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Happy international dance day! 🎊
#happyinternationaldanceday

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Will go to Impractical jokers. Atleast I will get paid for being a loser.

#tonightsloser

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Satan: I have got special place for you in hell. So special you're going to be alone for eternity. *Evil laughter *

Me:

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@The_hustleboy Shalimar??

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@The_hustleboy Yes.

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You and your gang be having the best conversations before teacher goes :

"yOU goT soMEtHinG tO sHArE wiTh THe cLaSs?"

[Dhairya Kanani @simpledarkman]

Raina going unsold>>> your crush spending valentine's with someone else.

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What do you mean my future depends on me?

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Desh ka chodo, teleprompter ka budget badhao. 🙏

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Haven't seen drama in a while?

Point at a MacBook in an apple store and call it a laptop.

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@The_hustleboy Same. Merko bas update aaya. 😂 Besharam log

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Chalo chalo, let's find someone who cares.

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The worst she can do is say no.

*Asks her out*

Her and her friends: