simple fool

Im yer dads dads grankid

[simple fool @simplefooldarn]

keep me at bay i dare u

[simple fool @simplefooldarn]

If u not fuckable i guess ur fungible

[simple fool @simplefooldarn]

if i was doing pedicures i’d say “spread those pigs. Send em to market”

[simple fool @simplefooldarn]

ah yes communion, yes lorde

[simple fool @simplefooldarn]

carp

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Burt Bee has a pet bee named Burt who is the mascot for his company, Burt Bee’s Bee, Burt

[simple fool @simplefooldarn]

Seein a lot of bad takes on my feed, and then ads for torches and pitchforks

[simple fool @simplefooldarn]

glad i go 2 therapy bc it means i cant make mistakes anymore

[simple fool @simplefooldarn]

tired: cleaning the litterbox

wired: cleaning the litterbox and referring to the contents as “dank nugs”

[simple fool @simplefooldarn]

So full of vitriol i could swear at a horse, tryn stop me

[simple fool @simplefooldarn]

Im sad ur sad were all sad 4 sad dads

[simple fool @simplefooldarn]

drunk on 8% craft beef and wearing fucken flannel AMA

[simple fool @simplefooldarn]

friendship ended with giving a shit. pizza and chocolate are my friends now

[simple fool @simplefooldarn]

RIP in piece

[simple fool @simplefooldarn]

being cranky and hungry means yr crunrgy

[simple fool @simplefooldarn]

did pachabel just write a canon and die?

[simple fool @simplefooldarn]

i am not a man of the game

[simple fool @simplefooldarn]

are you a man of the game?

[simple fool @simplefooldarn]

My god. What have i, gun?

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this is not my big beautiful house, this is not my huge beautiful wife?!?!?

[simple fool @simplefooldarn]

#soundofthesummer