warren routledge

make a little birdhouse in your soul.

[warren routledge @simplekidd]

Hello.

[warren routledge @simplekidd]

@mostly_grumpy I didn't realise you were three foot tall

[warren routledge @simplekidd]

@mostly_grumpy I had you down as angry from Manchester.

[warren routledge @simplekidd]

@mostly_grumpy Mandleson could present the old gay whistle test

[warren routledge @simplekidd]

@mostly_grumpy Apparently he wasn't well, he said he was feeling a little horse

[warren routledge @simplekidd]

@mostly_grumpy The pie who loved me

[warren routledge @simplekidd]

@Morris_Oxford I liked him in Thomas the tank engine.

[warren routledge @simplekidd]

@merseyrail That makes sense! Thanks. I was just curious

[warren routledge @simplekidd]

@mostly_grumpy Soon to be convicted budgie smuggler

[warren routledge @simplekidd]

@mostly_grumpy That is outstanding, like Lego hair.

[warren routledge @simplekidd]

@merseyrail Completely understandable, but no explanation, no apology. In fact, no staff. Just tannoy.

[warren routledge @simplekidd]

@merseyrail Older people, racing up and down stairs in this weather. At least own it when you make a mistake

[warren routledge @simplekidd]

@merseyrail What's going on at South parkway? Moving from platform to platform and back again, no clear instructions no apologies

[warren routledge @simplekidd]

@merseyrail Shout out to inspector sands, who really needs to contact the communications room

[warren routledge @simplekidd]

@mostly_grumpy Does the mirror above the bed help you get the bed sheet tucked in on the base?

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

INMATE 1: What are you in for?

INMATE 2: Bomb.

INMATE 1: Pipe? Car?… Nail?

INMATE 2: No, bath.

[warren routledge @simplekidd]

@merseyrail All this because of a stray dog. Three trains and an hour and a half from South parkway to Waterloo. Mad when you consider we pay good money for this

[warren routledge @simplekidd]

@merseyrail Cool. All those people starting at huntscross can rest easy knowing this

[warren routledge @simplekidd]

@merseyrail Still sending half a train though.