anna

professional googler // she/her // occasional lizard ranger // i'm not really that funny // @seanlowe__ 💕

[anna @simpleplanna]

"are you ready to become a successful pop punk band?"

blink-182 gulped.

green day shuddered.

sum 41 blinked nervously.

"yes, simple plan"

[JT @jiratickets]

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

[anna @simpleplanna]

@calsgetaway going to sonic temple 🙂‍↔️

[anna @simpleplanna]

having a job is so stupid i want to play animal crossing. dont you know i have a HOTEL to DECORATE

[anna @simpleplanna]

why is bill becket retweeting hollanov fan cams 😭😭😭

[REAPER ☺️ @feralsfuture]

#HOLLANOV : my good friend william beckett came to me in a dream and told me to make this

[anna @simpleplanna]

@katiebouvier i use fable instead of goodreads https://t.co/36a2nW3Vlx

[anna @simpleplanna]

@katiebouvier girl you're telling me 🙄 sp shows used to feel like they were for us now they just feel like its normie hours. like WHERE were all of you people 10 years ago 😭😭

[anna @simpleplanna]

when a band you love drops their first single in like 15 years but its just nostalgia slop

[kenan @retmrezi]

The entire appeal of fall out boy is that they’re losers and “I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color” is an objectively loser lyric to write. Happy birthday mania

[anna @simpleplanna]

@_darrosey especially if they let me empty my retirement accounts to do it, thanks trump 🫡

[anna @simpleplanna]

i went grocery shopping and instead of going through dunkin drive thru, i went home and cooked and made iced coffee and it was so hard pls pray for me

[maddie @madsssagascar]

“post a photo dump of you from 2016!” absolutely not. what the fuck is wrong with you

[anna @simpleplanna]

sure, spending hours researching something, gathering peer reviewed sources and forming conclusions based on that evidence, then editing those thoughts into a coherent paper holds no academic merit and in fact, means that you know less than someone who didn't do those things

[re: emma @evemmore]

I love when people say “in college I wrote a paper on…” as if that holds any academic merit

[anna @simpleplanna]

@_darrosey i considered killing myself in front of everyone in that building to forever change their bond and the trajectory of their lives but insted i went to my car and cried for 10 minutes before going back to work like nothing happened (i did not renew my id)

[anna @simpleplanna]

the bmv made me cry today 💔

[anna @simpleplanna]

thank you mr. cheese 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[anna @simpleplanna]

HE THREW UP THE TOY !!!

[anna @simpleplanna]

not us at the er vet with an orange cat paying $1000 for x rays

[anna @simpleplanna]

i love him but we could put a down payment on a house with cheddar's vet bills 😭

[anna @simpleplanna]

not us at the er vet with an orange cat paying $1000 for x rays