Real Ron Mexico *

Just a guy doin stuff. I participate in BJJ and enjoy cheering on my Ohio teams. My name isn’t Ron. 🤙🏽🇺🇸😎🌴

[Real Ron Mexico * @SimpleWater1]

@KingJames @morethanavote Sports used to be an escape from reality for a few a hours. Now it’s just like everything else.

[Real Ron Mexico * @SimpleWater1]

I don’t want to be robbed and raped in London

[Leah Ray @LeahRay44]

I am amazed by the amount of Americans that have never even left their country or even their own state

Why? America is great but do you not want to see London, Paris etc

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Real Ron Mexico * @SimpleWater1]

@JonBramnick But feel free to post all your pics and music videos and concert footage, etc of doing despicable things to trump, right?

[Real Ron Mexico * @SimpleWater1]

@KenCarman

Hey man they traded Myles

[Real Ron Mexico * @SimpleWater1]

@DividendBreeder What did they do before? Do that.

[Real Ron Mexico * @SimpleWater1]

@MayorFrey 🙄

[Real Ron Mexico * @SimpleWater1]

@FurkanGozukara He’s lying tho

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

My current recommendations re Hantavirus

Acknowledge it exists and show empathy for the families of the victims

Don't be overly concerned, this is not the next pandemic

Beware fake news online

Go out and enjoy your lives!

[Real Ron Mexico * @SimpleWater1]

James Harden is not good. He’s a turnover machine. Bench him.
@KenCarman
@923TheFan

[Real Ron Mexico * @SimpleWater1]

@Coach_MikeRob Massillon always gotta cheat

[Real Ron Mexico * @SimpleWater1]

@niemannphotos @2028dashun @GioJacksonjr @deontaymalone6 @shotbydavidd Fraud

[Real Ron Mexico * @SimpleWater1]

@niemannphotos @Brayton_Feister @Brydonfeister22 All so they can beat up on division 5 schools

[Real Ron Mexico * @SimpleWater1]

@HankF330ToGo There were major refineries that had outages in Indiana and Missouri that caused gas to spike in Great Lakes region. They should be online In the next week. A quick google search and anyone could’ve learned this. Doom and gloom sells I guess.

[Jason D. Meister 🇺🇸 @jason_meister]

They arrested the President of the United States of America 4X, charged him 91X, indicted him 4X, spied on his campaign, sabotaged his first term, jailed his supporters, raided his private residence, censored him, gagged him, tried to bankrupt him, and attempted to remove him from state ballots.

When all of that failed they tried to assassinate him not once but four times.

And they go on national television to talk about how we need to vote for them to save democracy.

[Real Ron Mexico * @SimpleWater1]

@swd2 You’re in Florida. That’s happiness enough.

[Real Ron Mexico * @SimpleWater1]

@rachxlorenx 7’

[Real Ron Mexico * @SimpleWater1]

@Its_ereko Dong

[Real Ron Mexico * @SimpleWater1]

@PNWConservative Peaceful.

[Real Ron Mexico * @SimpleWater1]

@DrRitaDed A hero. 😂

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

BREAKING: Iran has shot down a U.S. aircraft carrier.

“This is what Fox News won’t show you!”