Simplex Quint

I like drawing things and watching the news. I’ll grill you something.

[John @MagaGrunt1]

🇺🇸If it’s good enough for our Military it’s good enough for them.🇺🇸

[Randy Quaid @RandyRRQuaid]

And to the regular Aliens I killed in 1996: Up Youuuurs!!!!!!!!

[Randy Quaid @RandyRRQuaid]

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

[Ruzy.hl @0xRuzy]

Caleb Hammer schooled a guest on how taxes work in America, explaining that the U.S. has one of the most progressive tax systems.

Caleb: Question, what percent does the top 1% pay in federal income taxes?

Guest: None.

(Brief silence)

Caleb: Think it's about 40 to 50 percent? No, I think it's about... I believe it's about 35%. Then the top 10% pays 50 to 60%. Top 50% pays 99%. The bottom 50% of earners only pay 1%. Did you know we actually have the most progressive income tax system in the entire Western world? Did you know that?

Guest: I did not.

Caleb: Oh, we do. Of course you didn't know that. Why know anything before having an opinion? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Skscartoon @skscartoon]

Personally, I think the SCOTUS decision on birth rights citizenship is ridiculous.

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 NOW: President Trump has arrived in Washington, DC, with the new Air Force One completing her MAIDEN VOYAGE out to North Dakota

The pilots are even flying an AMERICAN FLAG out the out of the cockpit to commemorate this

An absolutely majestic machine.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA was released 40 years ago today.

It struggled at the box office after opening just weeks behind ALIENS, but years of home video and cable TV gave it a second life, turning John Carpenter’s action-fantasy into cult classics.

[Simplex Quint @simplexquint]

@atensnut Melt them down into $20 coins.

[Simplex Quint @simplexquint]

@pr0ud_americans It’s very clear the officer is at fault.

[Simplex Quint @simplexquint]

@JohnFetterman What’s your opinion on this?

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: PA State Rep Eric Davanzo (R) says he was removed from the House floor for wearing a patriotic jacket ahead of America's 250th

[The Maverick Approach @Maveapproach]

At this time, they had electric scooters and cars as well. It's HIStory.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Neil the Seal, the internet's favorite 5-year-old southern elephant seal, is back.

He has spent his vacation growing into a massive 1,000-kilogram (one-tonne) subadult and he is currently treating Tasmanian infrastructure like his personal playground.

[Anttsinc @anttsinc]

🚨 Venezuela Earthquake Rubble:

Stacks of US $100 Bills Everywhere
Watch as civilians, first responders, and others pull wads and suitcases full of American hundred-dollar bills from the collapsed buildings. Cash is turning up in huge amounts across the rubble.

People are asking: Is this why colectivo leader Caballero was reportedly demanding American teams go in a different direction?

Has the quake exposed what they’ve been protecting — and now it’s beyond anyone’s control as everyone (cops, civilians, rescuers) is finding the money?

Many are straight-up calling these collapsed spots drug houses or cartel/colectivo operations.

In Venezuela’s dollarized reality, people hoard cash… but the volume here has everyone speculating hard.

What do you see in these videos? Drop your thoughts below 👇

#Venezuela #TerremotoVenezuela #DolaresEnEscombros #VenezuelaEarthquake

[Simplex Quint @simplexquint]

Now that’s a facepalm-worthy question.

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

This is the question of the year. Repost it.

[Mrgunsngear @Mrgunsngear]

Japanese World Cup tourists visit Bass Pro and they love it 🇺🇸😎🦅

#WorldCup #ガン #basspro #japan #1stWorld #japanese #2nd #CivilRights #culture #日本 #soccer