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[Exply @ExplyDev]

We got doomscrolling inside a roblox game now...😭

[The Burnt Peanut Clipped @peanutburnt]

“Press shift to make it go faster”

The burnt peanut makes one of them fall off the platform as there going up and he loses it 🤣

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Hackers hid malware inside Meccha Chameleon Steam Workshop maps that infected PCs when players loaded them in-game

The attack bypassed two-factor authentication and took over the game’s official Discord server

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Hop in... best dimension yet.

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

“Rappin’ for Jesus"

This might just be my favorite video in the entire history of the internet 😂😭

[Unbased🧛🏿 @unbasedsavage]

120 psi straight to the face 😭

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: The House has just PASSED a bill to BAN members of Congress and their spouses from trading individual stocks, 232-198

There's also a national voter ID requirement attached to the bill 👀

This is LONG overdue! Sorry Pelosi!

[New York Post @nypost]

Trans Florida Student Arrested After Explosive Meltdown Over 'Misgendering'

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

BREAKING: Mark Carney is the ONLY leader in the G7 to lead his economy into a RECESSION. All other G7 countries face the same tariff and global problems, yet none are in a recession.

Excuses, speeches, buzzwords, and signing ceremonies do not grow the economy.

Canada is the only G7 country in recession because of Carney Liberals hiking industrial carbon taxes, kept anti-development laws, and doubling Trudeau’s deficit.

[Mario Zelaya @mario4thenorth]

BREAKING: Canada has officially entered into a recession.

The only country in the G7.

Mexico, who faces the same tariffs, and is a part of CUSMA, grew.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇨🇦🇨🇺 Fidel Castro’s daughter spoke to Katie Pavlich about the Justin Trudeau rumors…

“Uh… the only thing I can say is that his mother used to visit the country very often…”

Margaret Trudeau and the Cuban dictator were “close personal friends.” 😏

[Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱 @ryangerritsen]

Carney is in New York.
Here he is praising the U.S. and telling the audience that we need each other. He talks about their values, their resilience & how Canada & the U.S. need to be partners.
Don’t worry, when he comes back to Canada, he will go back to his usual rhetoric of how we don’t need them and they basically suck.
How much of this speech will elbows up Canadians see from our media machine?

[🇨🇦 Antonio Tweets @AntonioTweets2]

Mark Carney admitted he was MAGA in New-York city today. Elbows up is now officially over!

😂🤣🇨🇦👇

[kounara コウナラ🍭🍬 @KounaraChan]

the thing that “never happens”always seems to happen

[JustRelax @simplySwollRS]

@LeagueOfLegends just got back to the game after 10 years about a month ago. looks like it's time to take another break

[JustRelax @simplySwollRS]

@Tablesalt13 Probably was told by the trump admin that they would be intervening if they crossed specific lines.

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

‼️BREAKING

Carney does a COMPLETE 180 with the USA

Praises America, seeks a new partnership, wants to make "America Great Again"

he's also gutting his surveillance bills.... WHAT IS GOING ON?!?

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 JUST NOW: Jeff Bezos’ New Glenn rocket has EXPLODED into a MASSIVE fireball on the launchpad at Cape Canaveral in Florida

It literally looks like a NUCLEAR BOMB went off.

@ElonMusk responded: “Most unfortunate. Rockets are hard.”

Insane to watch.

[Commentary Donald J. Trump Truth Social Posts On X @TrumpTruthOnX]

Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks. This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE! The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East. We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate. Almost all of the various points of past contention have been agreed to between the United States and Iran, but a two week period will allow the Agreement to be finalized and consummated. On behalf of the United States of America, as President, and also representing the Countries of the Middle East, it is an Honor to have this Longterm problem close to resolution. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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