jules

People don’t believe that I’m Hispanic... and that’s on being Cuban.

[jules @simply_Julessss]

Someone please explain to me why I still get the random urges to do spontaneous workouts even though I’m 23 weeks preggo with twins

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Now that they’ve launched Threads, can we have the old instagram back?

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You’re baby ever be sleeping so hard/still that you give them the old ✨ razzle dazzle ✨ just to be sure

[jules @simply_Julessss]

Please tell me I’m not the only female in her twenties who doesn’t give a crap about Taylor Swift

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I’m all for progressive science finding a way for biological men being able to carry a pregnancy… because Lord knows I’m done doing it.

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9/10 I’m not even enjoying what I’m watching in TikTok but the addiction has its roots in every crevice of my brain… surely the next swipe will be something worth watching.

[jules @simply_Julessss]

What if cannibals, like Dammer, had untreated Pica?

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I hate when my throat be like “I’m gonna drown this bitch on her own spit”

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I am so thankful for my WFH job

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I highly suggest moving 700 miles away to see who your real friends are

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Maybe drinking the whole pot of coffee isn’t helping like I thought it was

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5 Below is my new Target

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Todays hyper-fixation: how I can personally fix the housing crisis

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Tried to log in to my iCloud and it kept kicking me out after 2 seconds… anyone else have this issue? Any fixes?

[jules @simply_Julessss]

If a contractor turns down a job that you need done, that is not being a “fraud”. They have the right to not accept work. They are honestly doing you a favor not accepting work they aren’t comfortable with. Do you want them to be pressured into a job that they’re gonna mess up??

[jules @simply_Julessss]

The NextDoor app has the largest collection of problematic people I’ve ever seen. Literally, the app version of over-dramatic retirees who are board so they start dumpster fires just to scream “who dunnit?” and then point fingers at the one neighbor that they don’t like

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That first period after having a baby 🫠🤧😵

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The debt forgiveness is whatever… I’m just saying that 18-year old me who was an exhausted zombie to be able to afford college is a little disappointed that I could have dropped 1 of my 3 jobs and taken a small loan and enjoyed college a bit more

But I’m happy for you 🥹

[jules @simply_Julessss]

Little Miss Spills Her Breast Milk Every Time She Pumps

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I’d rather have an emotionally intelligent man than a wealthy man any day of the week