Neville Longbottom

WARNING: You should go ahead and lower your expectations of what you will find here.

[Neville Longbottom @simply_potter]

*except for exercising regularly, that would just be wholly unreasonable unless you magically manage to get my brain/depression on board.

[Neville Longbottom @simply_potter]

Dear body, I try so hard to love you, but you just continue to hate me. Whyyyy?? I'll promise to do whatever you ask! #everythingisterrible

[Neville Longbottom @simply_potter]

When you're either really early to things, or you're super late to things because you needed more time than you allotted. 🚽#livingwithIBS 💩

[Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnson]

I just checked! It was red, white, and blue in 2009! THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING IS THROWING SHADE. https://t.co/ADOdef1PSO

[Neville Longbottom @simply_potter]

...your plan for tonight is starting the sequel to #Mistborn and you can't bring yourself to cancel. @BrandSanderson #conflicted

[Neville Longbottom @simply_potter]

That moment when you feel super cute and you want people to appreciate how adorable you look, but...

[Neville Longbottom @simply_potter]

Today's prelude for sacrament meeting definitely included several repetitions of "Lord Dismiss Us With Thy Blessing." #thestruggleisreal 😬

[Neville Longbottom @simply_potter]

#ElectionNight

[Neville Longbottom @simply_potter]

#ElectionNight

[Neville Longbottom @simply_potter]

#ElectionNight

[Neville Longbottom @simply_potter]

When you're sick and just want to be able to play #PokemonGo from your bed. ☹️😷#firstworldproblems #firstworldproblemsarestillproblems

[Neville Longbottom @simply_potter]

Happy Pride! Got my #LoveNoteToSelf from the @thePFLAGtable! #WeArePride

[Neville Longbottom @simply_potter]

Hey, look! It's my face! 😃 https://t.co/FV39DBuszn

[USGA at BYU @usgabyu]

"I am more than my labels. Labels don't define us; we define our labels." #lgbtq
Full post: https://t.co/JbtQObMakH

[Neville Longbottom @simply_potter]

Elder @HollandJeffreyR's closing remarks are #onpoint. #LDSface2face

[Neville Longbottom @simply_potter]

@Stephen_Smoot, you should try checking out @HollandJeffreyR's BYU devotional on the subject: https://t.co/d3cuUdyj7A

[Neville Longbottom @simply_potter]

@HollandJeffreyR, do I understand you to mean that all are expected to reserve sexual relations to within lawful marriage with our spouse?

[Neville Longbottom @simply_potter]

@HollandJeffreyR, could you clarify what you mean by the standard of chastity being the same for all members? #LDSface2face

[Neville Longbottom @simply_potter]

@Stephen_Smoot, it was true over a year ago, and it's still true today.

[Neville Longbottom @simply_potter]

When I'm feeling especially depressed, I find that listening to @HollandJeffreyR talks brings me peace and hope. #LDSface2face