Simply Smashed

London’s highest rated burgers (4.9⭐️ 3000+ Google)

[Abufoodreview @abufoodreview]

I love tiramisu so much I gotta let you know which ones were my favourite of 2025.

Not ranked in order, each one is unique

1) Dolce Vita (No socials)
2) @simply_smashed
3) @puddingldn
4) @dua.kafe
5) @thedessertcorner.uk

https://t.co/keU4nAZ2ID

[sakib @mertesakib]

TOMORROW
WHILE STOCK LASTS

114 MILE END ROAD
E1 4UN

[sakib @mertesakib]

PSK POP UP LAUNCH:
1 DAY ONLY @ FROM SIMPLY SMASHED STEPNEY BRANCH
2.11.25

[Simply Smashed @simply_smashed]

COLLAB ANNOUNCEMENT:
Simply Smashed x Cheez-It

For a limited time only, every delivery order will include free Cheez-It packets while stocks last.

Your burger fix just got cheesier.
Order now on Uber Eats or Deliveroo.

[sakib @mertesakib]

It’s October.

Peruvian Street Kitchen launches this month iA

Location announcement very soon 👀

[Simply Smashed @simply_smashed]

@Ahm103_ Sounds like a perfect day

[S @Ahm103_]

Finally got to visit Greedy Cow bakes after about 3 years of following them on sm. Highly recommend it- so good we went back to get more. Popped into @simply_smashed to try the Peruvian burger- SO GOOD! Felt like a very clean burger. And finished the day with naanstap karak chai

[sakib @mertesakib]

Call that RANGE

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Update on the Syria container:

Collections has been put into packs and distributed!

This is true end to end giving, community turned up and donated food & clothing which was distributed on the ground

Proud for the opportunity of Simply Smashed to take part in work like this

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@supersaiyanAkh Walaikumasalam

Yep!

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🥊 Usyk vs Dubois 2 — Live at Simply Smashed
📺 Fight night on the big screen
🕙 Tonight | 10PM | Free entry
🍔 Smash burgers • Milkshakes • Big hits

Come early. Grab a seat. Feel the punches.

[sakib @mertesakib]

There's this lunch from my Goldman days I can't get out of my head.

After 16 failed attempts, I finally nailed the green sauce that had senior bankers queuing in Savile Row suits.

Here's why I spent 2 months obsessing over chicken:

There was this Peruvian place near our Goldman office. Mental queues outside every single day.

Senior bankers, MDs, people who expense £300 dinners without blinking... all standing in line for chicken.

I had to see what the fuss was about.

That green sauce hit me like a truck.

So addictive I understood why grown men in Savile Row suits would abandon their desks for this.

The chicken? Fell apart with a fork. Juice running down my wrist.

I threw away my Tesco meal deal routine that same day.

Fast forward 5 years. We're London's highest-rated burger joint.

But I'm never satisfied. There's this insecurity that drives me mental with every product we launch.

So when I couldn't shake that taste memory, I knew I had to recreate it.

Version 1? Complete disaster. Burnt chicken, perfect sauce, everything else wrong.

By Version 16, I was losing my mind.

Two months of testing marinades. Custom potato buns because our brioche was overpowering the flavors.

Week after week we got closer and closer.

How do we retain moisture and make this the juiciest burger? How do we make the green sauce pack a flavour punch to complement the tender chicken?

Same obsessive testing that got us here.

When our first customer tried it yesterday, he just stared at me wide-eyed:

"This is the best burger on your menu. How did you even make this?"

That feeling? When something living in your head becomes real and makes someone else happy?

That's why I do this.

The Peruvian Thigh launches today iA

Some obsessions are worth chasing. The best ones change everything when you finally catch them.

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Help us fill a container for Syria 🇸🇾

We’re teaming up with @HumanAidUK, Simply Smashed is a drop-off point till 27 June.

Bring: food, nappies, toiletries, new clothes.

Your donations will go straight to those who need them. 💛

[sakib @mertesakib]

proud to announce that we've secured a partnership with deliveroo!

@simply_smashed is now available to order deliveroo

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Proud to be a partner of the Muslim Tech Week!

[Chris AR Blauvelt @arblauvelt]

Tomorrow officially kicks off "Muslim Tech Week London" - a new initiative built around @muslimtechfest that offers heaps of value:
🍔 Halal food spots & discounts (e.g. ☕️ free chai or shake @simply_smashed)
🛍️ Muslim-owned businesses (e.g. 50% off @HulmClub)
🎟️ Exclusive discounts (e.g. free coworking at @PalHouseLDN)
🎉 Pop-up events (e.g. brunch at Momlette)
🗺️ A curated Muslim London map

There's something VERY special being part of the FIRST time of something. Of course, each iteration gets bigger and better - but the first one is UNFORGETTABLE

[Chris AR Blauvelt @arblauvelt]

Tomorrow officially kicks off "Muslim Tech Week London" - a new initiative built around @muslimtechfest that offers heaps of value:
🍔 Halal food spots & discounts (e.g. ☕️ free chai or shake @simply_smashed)
🛍️ Muslim-owned businesses (e.g. 50% off @HulmClub)
🎟️ Exclusive discounts (e.g. free coworking at @PalHouseLDN)
🎉 Pop-up events (e.g. brunch at Momlette)
🗺️ A curated Muslim London map

There's something VERY special being part of the FIRST time of something. Of course, each iteration gets bigger and better - but the first one is UNFORGETTABLE

[Simply Smashed @simply_smashed]

Eid Mubarak from the Simply Smashed team!

We are closed today but back open tomorrow as usual

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The big one.

Champions League Final
PSG V Inter Milan
31st May
8pm

Screening live at Simply Smashed

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The big one.

Champions League Final
PSG V Inter Milan
31st May
8pm

Screening live at Simply Smashed

[sakib @mertesakib]

the highest rated burger joint has now got the hygiene rating to match it 🥳

Simply Smashed just got rated 5 for food hygiene!