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[Zara Larsson America @ZaraLarssonUSA_]

SHES LOOKIN FOR THE HOESSSSSSS

[bella @simplybella81]

This is so cute lol 😍

[Eva. @Bunny_ngl]

dating a 30yr old is so cute because why does he text like he has a business meeting at 9 😭😭

[bella @simplybella81]

Watch twitter for hypocritical hygiene attack this lol. Idc how spotless a bathroom wall is, bare skin against a moist wall is gonna give me the ick.

[ego @ziinotnice]

wanted to say mood but my body touching bathroom wall will be my 13th reason why

[bella @simplybella81]

This clip will never not take me out😭

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

Bro linked with a disabled woman & made her climb the stairs 🤣☠️

[bella @simplybella81]

@TangoKing64 @whatuplakerss 😂😂😂💔

[bella @simplybella81]

Y’all are draining asf, get a fucking grip!

[bella @simplybella81]

My jam

[mafejopami 🇰🇷 @fineboydami_]

i just cooked "pepper with some noodles".

[bella @simplybella81]

LIKING and ATTRACTION are not the same thing.

[CREED @___NYK0]

LIKING is an instant shii, if it doesn’t happen in one minute,Chances are it will never happen

Move!

[bella @simplybella81]

Me too.

[Azalea♥ @OluwatomilolaDB]

I loved watching 1,000 ways to die as a child.💀

[bella @simplybella81]

When it comes to “doing back”, I’m there like mad, petty asf.

[bella @simplybella81]

@1Of1Philter 😂 I can be extreme so sometimes I just delete the app

[bella @simplybella81]

Twitter really be fucking with my locking in lmao…

[bella @simplybella81]

😭

[NICKSY @_Nicksy]

You’ll see two people going insult for insult on here, so you trace the convo back to the original post, and it will be a tweet about bread.

[bella @simplybella81]

Like it’s really that simple lmao. If you initiate something you see it through to the point where it’s mutual and if it doesn’t get to that point, oh well.

[akin. @the_akinola]

i’ll never understand this complain because if you feel a babe is not reciprocating, you can just leave her alone man 😂

[bella @simplybella81]

Omo, I panic like mad, but I have two solid friends of opposite genders who fit this description and keep me calm through the chaos lol.

[Fola Fasanmi @folastag]

I like when people don’t panic in chaos… not because they don’t have the spirit of urgency, but because they’re thinking g of a way out already.
E don sup, E don sup… let’s get out of it.
I am People

[bella @simplybella81]

Problem with this is I might wake up on Wednesday and not feel like wearing what I already set aside for the day 😂💀

[Matt🍫 @jbmillenial]

I’ve picked out my outfits for the entire week and ironed them already! I’m shocked to find out that a lot of people don’t do this! How do you just wake up and wing your outfits everyday???

[aang @4aa_ng]

Dads when their phone charger stops working and you borrowed it for 7 minutes two years ago>>

[bella @simplybella81]

I mean there’s gotta be a balance. It’s okay to get people’s opinions on decisions you aren’t sure of but you also need to be able to make some decisions on your own.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Girl to Girl: please learn how to make a decision without calling five people first. Everybody does not need a vote in your life.

[bella @simplybella81]

Clip is hot asf ngl

[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

🚨Asake performing “Skilful” at his show at Scotiabank Arena 🇨🇦 🤩

[bella @simplybella81]

lol stories like these were the norm a couple decades ago. Most marriages only continued because women were subservient, as society would have it. Glad for change that has happened and still happening. Your spouse deserves to be treated with dignity.

[Lanre Adeola @Lanredeola]

Growing up, we just knew dad was a Muslim and mum a Christian. Sometimes, they would argue about it, but we really didn't know if they were quarreling or just dissing each other while throwing subtle jabs. Dad later went Mecca and became an Alhaji while mummy grew stronger in Christianity to become a church minister.
There was one evening mummy went to Pastor Obadare's crusade and came back very late.
Dad had already arrived and was served his food by my older cousin, who lived with us.
He went outside to lock the gate despite we telling him mummy was yet to come back from church. He didn't say anything but locked the gate and kept the key.
When mummy got back, we went to tell him, but he didn't bulge. He kept the key with him.
We all went outside to tell mummy that daddy refused to give us the key.
Next thing, mummy climbed the fence and jumped into the compound. She went through the backyard and entered the house, going straight to her room (they had separate rooms). We all disappeared into our rooms.
Daddy later went outside and didn't find anyone. He went to open her door and found her inside the room. Then we all heard him exclaim, "Awusubillahi mini shetani rajim! My wife has become a hooligan. You jumped the fence? Is this what they taught you in the church? La illa il allahu."
Then mummy replied, "ka fo fence kii se ese." (Jumping one's fence is not a sin)
We thought they would argue and quarrel, but we just heard the door close and they both started laughing hysterically.
We all woke up next morning, and it was like nothing happened.
Such was my hybrid family.

RIP Alhaji B.N.A. Adeola