Becca Maldonado

obsessed with alpacas and axolotls and most humans under 5 and some people over. dramatic and snarky but you'll never be bored around me.

[Becca Maldonado @simplybex87]

@TracyBorman @DrOwenEmmerson I really enjoyed it!

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@wgsaraband I just finished it as well and I am…not sure. I thought it was nice enough but the flaws were plenty too. I just don’t know yet.

[Becca Maldonado @simplybex87]

@TheTedAllen I used to do that to make essays longer, but definitely not taught to do so! Odd.

[Becca Maldonado @simplybex87]

@diam0ndpickaxe Hi hello 💜

[Becca Maldonado @simplybex87]

@CynthiaBailey10 @SpiritualAsylum You’re good enough!

[Becca Maldonado @simplybex87]

In the last 84 days I have read 60. SIXTY. books. Admittedly 27 of those are romances and I got through them quickly but still. Who am I. #reader #bookdragon

[Becca Maldonado @simplybex87]

Just finished watching #InfinityWar for the first time. I’ve decided no more British actors are allowed to say I don’t want to go. I do NOT like it. #DavidTennant @TomHolland1996

[Becca Maldonado @simplybex87]

@Writer_DG My actual life plan. #goals

[Becca Maldonado @simplybex87]

@guarnaschelli I’ve never felt so seen.

[Becca Maldonado @simplybex87]

Honestly, @TheTedAllen telling chefs “be well” after they’re chopped is the energy we all need. #chopped

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Okay people who buy new books and wait until they finish their current read before they start the new one....HOW?! #reader #newbook

[Becca Maldonado @simplybex87]

Watching my husband help the dog bark at the mailman and I can’t help but wonder what has led me to this point. 🤣🤣

[Becca Maldonado @simplybex87]

Also Kokomo has been firing fireworks since 9 pm so get it together y’all

[Becca Maldonado @simplybex87]

Since Happy New Year didn’t really work last year, this year we’ll just say...Lang may yer lum reek, friends.

[Becca Maldonado @simplybex87]

Holy. Moly. What. Is. Happening. #thewitcher #hellobookhangover #reader

[Becca Maldonado @simplybex87]

@Jaclynhill We leave our tree up and continue to be jolly until February. I heard once the queen of England leaves hers up until Feb 6 and tbh good enough for her good enough for me 🤣 I just really love Christmas! Especially this year!

[Becca Maldonado @simplybex87]

@emilynoel83 I was perusing my favorite pen website (total nerd 🤓) and saw there was only one of my favorite pen in stock so I bought it...and 30 other pens. For the free shipping. I should probably step AWAY from the online shopping.

[Becca Maldonado @simplybex87]

T minus 9 days til Tree Day and I need it. 2020 has been too intense and I’m so ready to be jolly.

[Becca Maldonado @simplybex87]

@nellrosehudson Sure. Lets me know what people to avoid.

[Becca Maldonado @simplybex87]

Election anxiety is a lot and I’ve done all I can do...if you need me I’ll be working on #Gaidhlig @duolingo