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[EB ♍️🦄 @simplyeb___]

Damn why everyone selling their Jigga tickets? Y’all got extra or y’all not going?

[EB ♍️🦄 @simplyeb___]

@itsKita_ You don’t miss 😭😭

[EB ♍️🦄 @simplyeb___]

I want to see Mojo live. Dog funny af to me. I told Maurice and he better take me

[EB ♍️🦄 @simplyeb___]

It’s not for the weak. It has to be in you. 💪🏽

[EB ♍️🦄 @simplyeb___]

I did my first license renewal. I cannot believe I’ve been a death row record slave for two years! 😐🙃😂

[EB ♍️🦄 @simplyeb___]

@itsKita_ 🫢😩😂

[EB ♍️🦄 @simplyeb___]

PRN me.

[EB ♍️🦄 @simplyeb___]

I just want to be freeee

[EB ♍️🦄 @simplyeb___]

@thecasino_ Man I’m opening up the track with a good toxic voicemail. Like you wanna be heard so bad well 🤷🏽‍♀️ 😌😭

[EB ♍️🦄 @simplyeb___]

This exactly why I can’t go vegan. Cause on the holidays …meat off the grill… I’m going crazyyy 😩🫠

[Keenan @Mr_Covington_]

First batch complete.

[EB ♍️🦄 @simplyeb___]

Finally got some sleep 😌

[EB ♍️🦄 @simplyeb___]

@CassanovaSkipp Bye 😭😭😭😭

[EB ♍️🦄 @simplyeb___]

Idk why minding your own business ruffles feathers so much.

[solé @layxsnv]

Me: “I’m not drinking tonight”

Me later that night:

[EB ♍️🦄 @simplyeb___]

Take them off! Mouth corroded af. Eeeeyucckk!

[EB ♍️🦄 @simplyeb___]

I’m trying to figure out why people have braces on for a decade?! 🤔

[EB ♍️🦄 @simplyeb___]

Tim Durant came clutch tonight!! 😮‍💨

[EB ♍️🦄 @simplyeb___]

@CassanovaSkipp 🥳💪🏽

[EB ♍️🦄 @simplyeb___]

Swear 🤣🤣🤣

[🐦‍🔥#KCRevengeSZN 🇵🇹🇫🇷🇧🇷 @kyriewolves]

Everyone who was bumping Not Like Us in 2024 cannot listen to Iceman cause this is for us only

[KlutzGPT💡 @KlutzGPT]

DRAKE HATERS ON THE TL FIGHTING FOR THEY LIFE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭