banana daniel

Forgo the glass, drink from the bottle || TAW 💍💕

[banana daniel @simplygingy]

Ginger just has a thing for bath tubs apparently

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Tweeting it into existence that I’m getting at least one tattoo in 2026

[banana daniel @simplygingy]

Guess I better do my lesson on the days of the week in Spanish, damn #Duolingo

[banana daniel @simplygingy]

My wife and I are seeing Wicked 2 at an 8:50 am showing so I wonder if she’s prepared to cry before lunch 👀#Wickedforgood

[banana daniel @simplygingy]

I’m starting to feel “I need a nap every afternoon” years old

[banana daniel @simplygingy]

I have never in my life wanted a robot vacuum more than now that we have mostly hardwood floors 🙃

[banana daniel @simplygingy]

My manager is getting coal for Christmas after scheduling a meeting from 3:30-4:00 PM on Friday

[banana daniel @simplygingy]

“I think we’ve earned subs from Publix” is a phrase that’s going to get us in trouble

[banana daniel @simplygingy]

@Verizon’s customer service is more about selling you things you don’t want than actually helping and it’s infuriating

[banana daniel @simplygingy]

I have earned one hell of a gardening session once this is all over

[banana daniel @simplygingy]

Whoever invented pollen: your moms a hoe

[banana daniel @simplygingy]

Whoah I had forgotten all about the laser pointer that came with like a dozen lenses

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Games from 80s and 90s.

[banana daniel @simplygingy]

I saw a comment on a tiktok that said “I’m okay with the parents I had so that my kids can have better” and that’s kinda sticking with me

[banana daniel @simplygingy]

A stranger described my baby as “so agreeable” so I’m gonna ride that high for a while

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Now you know.

[banana daniel @simplygingy]

I’m calling it now: my son is going to be left handed

[banana daniel @simplygingy]

Once again I prove that I can do anything I set my mind to ✌🏻

[simple boi: mabele & amabele @Queen_Finxa]

What a year

[banana daniel @simplygingy]

So I basically cruuushhhed my job interview today
Fucked around and forgot I was a Leo and I’m literally perfect at everything I try to do