Asmita

She/Her

another random, hot Twitter chick

[Asmita @simplyhoenator]

All hot girls have either asthma or sinus ...I have both!

[Asmita @simplyhoenator]

I remember this one man telling me how modi equates to developement when bjp came to bengal. That mf has been real quiet these days;)

[Asmita @simplyhoenator]

Canonical or Biblical moment?

Dating a Muslim Man after B*P won in WB 😭

[Asmita @simplyhoenator]

Asked my 14 yr old sister for money today...new financial humiliation unlocked 🤭🤪

[Asmita @simplyhoenator]

@zepheadshreemoy chiggy wiggy krega kya?

[Asmita @simplyhoenator]

I want to confront him, but I already know how it’ll go.......deny, deflect and gaslight. A whole year of the same script, running over and over again!

[Asmita @simplyhoenator]

I attract the same man, just in different fonts. At this point God isn’t “testing” me, He’s rerunning the same lesson to see if I finally stop choosing extra credit in red flags. NEWS FLASH: I am making the same mistake

[Asmita @simplyhoenator]

Another cuffin' season without a big boy ☹️

[Asmita @simplyhoenator]

taxes go to people who are overfed !

[Asmita @simplyhoenator]

Man next to me on the train is watching "The Gentlemen" dubbed in Hindi and it’s absolutely hilarious. People calling Eddie Halstead 'nawabsaab' ... he is yelling 'yeh kya bakchodi hain' ...this is too funny 😭😭😭

[Dwight schrute @lolllll_p]

Please flirt w me only if you’re born between 1995-2001.

[Asmita @simplyhoenator]

@Akshatkr16 Tum apna bhejo asap

[Asmita @simplyhoenator]

Abs or Biceps

V LINE 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[rasmalai @kesar_badam]

I wanna marry him and make babies with him🥰

[Asmita @simplyhoenator]

I now stalk men on LinkedIn before Instagram....gotta check their resume before I let my friends date them. Business school really changed me. 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

[Asmita @simplyhoenator]

I hate when people overpromise and then underdeliver. You could’ve just stayed quiet but instead you chose to run your damn mouth.

[Nikhil saini @iNikhilsaini]

Man this is heartbreaking. In the middle of all the pain, the story of this 11 month old girl hits the hardest. In the video, she’s being held by SDM Gohar, playing unaware of what nature has done to her family. She lost her parents and grandmother in the flood.
#PrayForHimachal

[Asmita @simplyhoenator]

@malhotra_dips Just shows how landon was insecure and cheated on liz to feed his ego !

[Asmita @simplyhoenator]

Myntra khola toh 'Yeh duniya pittal di ...Ho baby doll main sone di' CORE mil gaya 😭😭😭

[Asmita @simplyhoenator]

My 12-year-old sister looked at a Diwali picture and said, 'Yeh toh Pakistan ka halat hai.' 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭