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TIME’s 2006 Person of the Year. 21 he/him

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i just have a song in my heart fr

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on facetime with my best friend and hit a pose and asked “do i mog like this” and she just went quiet and was like “do you want the truth?”

fuck you, camila

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@camilamaertenss okay, check your email

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found out my girlfriend recorded me moaning and sent it to her friends. i would’ve been upset but it got really good feedback so i think i’m okay with it

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@camilamaertenss fourth option: i send you the video

[r @shorty2kiss]

cant even threaten him that im going to beat him, hes into that too

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@camilamaertenss you can go ahead and pick

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my girlfriend said she is scared to go hiking w me because she thinks i’m gonna leave her out there. i laughed and was like “you think i’d alpine divorce you?” then she got all weird and serious and was like “why tf do you know what that is”

okay. hiking is a no ig

[m @msnetik]

If you press the right buttons on your phone they send Thai food to your house

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management is so determined to keep my girlfriend and i apart at work that they asked her to come in an hour later/stay an hour later so we don’t see each other during shift change

pissed the fuck off lowkey. if you didn’t know we were dating, you wouldn’t even be able to tell

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i’m still obsessed with michael jackson btw and it hurts every day

[xander @whosalex]

its so hot outside i fucking hate israel

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@camilamaertenss istg this shared mentality is why y’all get along so well and you can’t convince me otherwise

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i’m so grateful that my best friend and girlfriend get along because i could not part with either of them and my girlfriend threatens to beat my ass over every other girl i talk to

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@camilamaertenss IT’S LITERALLY NOT NECESSARY 😡

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

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i fucking love being drunk my god

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someone told me i was a creep for dating a 19 year old when i’m 21.
i got paranoid and turned to the most reliable source i know and turns out joke’s on him because people on reddit have a general consensus that it’s fine. so ha

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i’m obviously not allowed to kiss my girlfriend at work, so we always hug ‘hello’ and ‘goodbye’ instead

i feel like i’m back in middle school lowkey

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how can someone be so complex that you love and hate them in equal parts

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three cnas quit at the same time without any notice so i’m pulling doubles and training new people every shift through august

after only 8 months here, i’m a senior employee. this field is insane