willhillcomedy

standup comedian | professional fat boy

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My first shoplifter.
#standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #Chicago #chicagocomedy #laughoutloud #haha #Security #shoplifter

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White on white crime is getting crazy

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I called all the bill collectors and told I wanna pay in full. Then screamed “April fools” and hung up the phone. I love April first.

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I get my energy, from my inner G!!!

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What’s the blackest thing you’ve done this black history month? #pootietang

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Is asking for a DNA test disrespectful?

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I’m a professional stepdad. #standupcomedy #comedy #Professional #stepdad

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I was one hit from the @Brewers @Wcontreras42 from 5k. Almost.

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When you believe in @RyanGarcia but you broke. #RyanGarcia #kingryan

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I need #stevenkwan to get a hit to make some magic happen!!!! @CleGuardians I know he can do it.

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If a train gets ran on a big girl is the considered a freight train???

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You know you DONE with them when you delete all the “videos” y’all made.

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What store is your bathroom trash bag? Mine is target 🎯

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Life is short. Die well rested.

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@Sugah_Cookie Can’t wait

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Can we normalize having baby shower meatballs at non baby shower functions?
Sincerely,
A professional fat boy. https://t.co/fEp6RWymVo

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@Chaosxsilencer RDR2!!

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I just watched love again. And even in a romcom a black person dies first.

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@KarlousM I thought it was rev run

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Which Disney movie has the best soundtrack?