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Baker |Pastries maker|soft girl |lover of the word

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@Theoladeledada Aquinas even dey okay

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@nma_black Maybe charcoal blender

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@mariolexxx Ikogosi warm spring

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@BigMoyorshola I've stopped using it since I clocked it

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@larmmy With annoying story line

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@Tope_Orus Pepper

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@Ugochukwu96_ End SARS

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@maxvayshia Lol.. anything to make them happy

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@Ugochukwu96_ The palm never saw washing machine coming

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@ruth_tomilola Yes

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@Iwa_lewa1 Story of my life.. I don commot body for anything eyelashes 🤣🤣🤣

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@quinn_a Na Nigeria police you wan dey follow talk all these one? Lol

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I always wonder... what if the dead were given second chance to come back and they've already been buried... The religion should be reviewed i think ..

[Omofadeke 🚀 @fadekeojora]

The fear of losing a Muslim parent while you’re out of the country….I feel so bad for Ogogo’s daughter.

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@fadekeojora I always wonder... what if the dead were given second chance to come back and they've already been buried... The religion should be reviewed i think ..

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@iphy_chidozie Maybe there's no love at home, hence their search for love even in places that lack love too.

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This is meant to be funny? Wow

[Lanre Adeola @Lanredeola]

Growing up, we just knew dad was a Muslim and mum a Christian. Sometimes, they would argue about it, but we really didn't know if they were quarreling or just dissing each other while throwing subtle jabs. Dad later went Mecca and became an Alhaji while mummy grew stronger in Christianity to become a church minister.
There was one evening mummy went to Pastor Obadare's crusade and came back very late.
Dad had already arrived and was served his food by my older cousin, who lived with us.
He went outside to lock the gate despite we telling him mummy was yet to come back from church. He didn't say anything but locked the gate and kept the key.
When mummy got back, we went to tell him, but he didn't bulge. He kept the key with him.
We all went outside to tell mummy that daddy refused to give us the key.
Next thing, mummy climbed the fence and jumped into the compound. She went through the backyard and entered the house, going straight to her room (they had separate rooms). We all disappeared into our rooms.
Daddy later went outside and didn't find anyone. He went to open her door and found her inside the room. Then we all heard him exclaim, "Awusubillahi mini shetani rajim! My wife has become a hooligan. You jumped the fence? Is this what they taught you in the church? La illa il allahu."
Then mummy replied, "ka fo fence kii se ese." (Jumping one's fence is not a sin)
We thought they would argue and quarrel, but we just heard the door close and they both started laughing hysterically.
We all woke up next morning, and it was like nothing happened.
Such was my hybrid family.

RIP Alhaji B.N.A. Adeola

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@khykheloormuur Tanwa on her way 🙌🙌🙌

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@Afrisensation I spread my onion, stockfish and washing machine in one. The other is just there for getting fresh air

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@_Authenticmuy Definitely rewatching this .. first and only movie that has ever made me cry..

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@obinna_chikodi Co-ask o