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[mëëch 😼 @simplymeezy_]

ayo this junk too funny to me 😂 told him i wouldn’t get on unless he did and dog looked at me like 😳💀💀

[Jake Lucky @JakeSucky]

Palworld 1.0 officially drops in just 4 days

- Brand new pals being added
- New landmass coming
- Improved combat
- New off-shore building

[blue @bluewmist]

my mom once told me "accountability will always feel like an attack when you are not ready to acknowledge how your behavior harms others" and that shit is real.

[dave @_SlimeDave]

Once you start gaming on PC that console shit dead ngl

[Marvel Rivals @MarvelRivals]

New Hero Adjustments Incoming! 🛠️

As Season 8.5 of Marvel Rivals arrives, the meta shifts to spice up the battlefield.

Check out all the latest changes arriving on June 12!

Our Hero Hot List has also been updated: https://t.co/BFm3MTOExB
Dive into all the latest changes now: https://t.co/N7TreKpAZF

Reach new heights and dominate the battlefield in style.

*Maintenance will begin on June 12th, 9 AM UTC, and is expected to take approximately 2 hours.
*Please note that servers will be offline during this period, and the game will be inaccessible.
*Server return times may vary based on progress. Stay tuned for updates as we'll announce when they're back up on all our social platforms!

[~Lotus 🖤 @LotusAsakura]

After what I just saw in Game 1 of Spurs vs Thunder that ECF game tomorrow just gon be this

[Landon - KRNG Apollo @ApollosMission]

Seeing this for the first time in 15+ years actually did psychological damage to me, we’re getting so old man..

[Slatt♱ @SlatDontMiss]

Duke Dennis explains why he doesn't have a girlfriend & rather remain single 👀

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

When fine shyt starts giving Late replies and being less talkative so you know your free trial is over💔

[🥱 @SilkysBurner]

“Ohhhh you Pushing 30” chillin in my bed fuck niggas, yeahhhh go to war 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Dawg I’m crying real tears 😂

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨Nobody wants to hear this but it needs to be said.

> Scientists just copied a fruit fly's brain into a computer. Neuron by neuron. No training data. No machine learning.

> It woke up and started walking. No one taught it to walk. No one trained it. No gradient descent. It just... knew what to do.

A fruit fly brain has 140,000 neurons.
A human brain is around 86,000,000,000.
And we've gotten really good at scaling.

Meaning with this proof, the first digital human won't be built by OpenAI. It'll be copied from someone who's already alive.

Your consciousness is software. And someone just proved it can be copy-pasted.

Start your day with that.

[DJ Vlad @djvlad]

I have a confession.

Roc Nation has been paying me to support Megan.

They also paid off all the jury members to convict Tory.

And they bribed the judge, too. Jay-Z did a verse for his grandson's new album.

They paid off Megan's doctor to lie about the bullet fragments. She was never shot.

The LA police are all on Jay's payroll. And it doesn't stop with LA, but you're not ready to hear that part.

The Mexican guy who stabbed Tory - who do you think paid him to do that? You already know the answer to that.

The 3 supreme court judges who denied Tory's appeal - all paid off by the Roc Mafia.

Jay also paid Trump NOT to pardon Tory. Even though it's a state case, Trump can only pardon federal cases. But knowing Trump likes to bend the rules, Jay wasn't taking any chances.

I can't keep these lies secret anymore. If this is my last tweet, you know who silenced me.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

no one:

medical students on their ig story:

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

Someone just submitted a ticket asking why their laptop is running slow.

I remote in. They have 3 Chrome windows open with 60+ tabs total.

I close all but 5 tabs. Computer runs fine now.

I write in the ticket: "Resolved - Optimized system memory allocation and cleared background processes."

They reply: "Wow, thank you! What was wrong?"

I reply: "Just some resource management issues. Should be good now."

I didn't lie. I just used technical language to describe "you had way too many tabs open."

If I say "close your tabs," they'll feel scolded. If I say "optimized memory allocation," they'll feel helped.

Same result, better optics.

Also, they'll probably open 60 tabs again next week and submit another ticket.

And I'll "optimize" it again.

This is called job security.

[Icy❄️ @Icysnipes24]

@KaiCenat ALWAYS LISTEN TO DUKE

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Can’t believe today makes it exactly 3 years since this happened bruh 😭

Skip bayless & unc Shannon sharpe had a crazy run

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

Wrist up.

[SOLELINKS @SOLELINKS]

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[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

Zias and B Lou couldn’t stop laughing after seeing Tylil jump in the air and do the splits for LeBron James on Mafiathon 3 😭
https://t.co/duBSRoGDPx