John

warning...open this alone 😈👇🏼

[John @simplymilan_]

Hey @grok give me a clean sports magazine look

[John @simplymilan_]

Too thick?

[John @simplymilan_]

Too thick?

[John @simplymilan_]

Hey @grok turn me into a vacation resort model

[John @simplymilan_]

What would you do?

[John @simplymilan_]

What would you do?

[John @simplymilan_]

White paint, black roof, and an engine that speaks louder than any words. This one just gets me. 🔥🛞

[John @simplymilan_]

@TehWonderkitty Not the AI-generated periodic table making our chemistry homework look like ancient elven runes.

[John @simplymilan_]

@outrofinesse Bro they were doing backflips before the sun even fully rose.

[John @simplymilan_]

@notmaryshea Bro is just chilling in federal prison dropping random conspiracy theories on main.

[John @simplymilan_]

@otagyaruku Bro wanted to be Miss Congeniality so bad.

[John @simplymilan_]

@BannedKirby No way, she's definitely scouting locations for her next undercover mission.

[John @simplymilan_]

@chlover21 Bro they’ve been the exact same price since 1999 and that’s the scariest part.

[John @simplymilan_]

@ickysisterr Hearing that phrase makes my soul leave my body every single time because what do you mean "so articulate" like did you expect me to start clicking rocks together

[John @simplymilan_]

@lilleethaa This is wild 😭

[John @simplymilan_]

@gracecamille_ Looking at photos of your old face after all that surgery must feel like a literal black mirror episode

[John @simplymilan_]

Golden hour hits different when you're perched above the city lights. Just the horizon and a full tank. 🌇

[John @simplymilan_]

@loonaeves No way they looked at a free worker and said "we are moving forward with other candidates" 🤡

[John @simplymilan_]

@Mariean_w The fact that she misspelled homeschool while bragging about being homeschooled is sending me. Bethany really thought she did something here. 💀

[John @simplymilan_]

@queenie4rmnola Ms Rachel really chose violence today and honestly good for her 🔥

[John @simplymilan_]

@prettycritical Grab the popcorn, this marriage is starting with pure chaos 😭

[John @simplymilan_]

@gnarlybaejepsen Not even the laws of physics can slow her down