Melissa Simberg

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The boss is out today, that's alright, I'll work anyway.

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Too much spam in the email today.

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Home, home at last. The ride sucked today.

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Work day went by fast today. That's odd for a Saturday.

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To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: Leave no stone unturned. Edward Bulwer Lytton

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I got up before the clock even went off, I feel cheated.

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"How has Twitter influenced your life? Weigh the pros and cons; then change. "

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Have you considered developing a unique product for your blog?

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Do you believe in miracles?

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Well, lunch was good today.

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In the long run the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. Daniel L. Reardon

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Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

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I'm off today, yay, I wish I had slept a little longer.

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I'm so glad I got out of work on time today.

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I used to be able to make ends meet. But now they just stare at each other awkwardly from across the room.

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Let each man exercise the art he knows. -Aristophanes

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If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong. -Mo Udall

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What's your total Tweet count? Do you make that number in dollars each month?

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When I wake up, I'm getting a cat scan. Maybe I'm being controlled by an alien.