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I was on ESPN's Not Top 10. Had face blurred out on Cops twice.

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How to dress like Lady Gaga: 1. Go to ikea. 2. Pick a object that doesn't belong on your head. 3. Put it on your head.

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Guy doesn't wear underwear = commando

Girl doesn't wear underwear = clamando

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@JDotComma Can we swim in the sewers

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@JDotComma

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@JDotComma I like your avatar

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@AsgardianRose Cause he's afraid of heights

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Can you read?

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Women's pockets are super small because the fashion industry wants to force them to buy purses.

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I installed a deepfryer in my car because mozzarella sticks

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I will not bang you on the couch

I will not bang you in the mouth

I will not bang you on the floor

I do not love you anymore

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@RachelLeigh227 short answer.

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@JDotComma @JDotComma

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@JDotComma thanks, I jizzed in my pants at work. I needed that

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@JDotComma ranch it up

[/boof boy/ @niceboydotcom]

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When you sleep a lot because it's the closest you can get to the sweet release of death without actually dying

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@JDotComma

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@JDotComma yo you got n-e-more dank memes

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@Wonderfallll mine was made almost a year earlier. Point and match! What do I win

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Quick shout out to water. You rock

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2.