reluctantly sober substance enthusiast

your fair weather friends on a parachute binge get lost when the wind blows

[reluctantly sober substance enthusiast @SlabBaconBP]

My son curses like I make love. He has no idea how to do it and someone usually yells at him and tells him to stop before he's finished.

[reluctantly sober substance enthusiast @SlabBaconBP]

@BiblicGrounded As a Christian, I find this to be a very, very, very bad take.
As a human being, same.

[reluctantly sober substance enthusiast @SlabBaconBP]

@historyrock_ Nevermind is Nirvana’s worst album. Puppets is Metallica’s best. Not a real fair comparison.

In Utero and Bleach kick the shit out of Puppets.

Nevermind and Puppets is a close call. Puppets by a nose.

[reluctantly sober substance enthusiast @SlabBaconBP]

@landofthe80s I wish I couldn’t. Awful.

[reluctantly sober substance enthusiast @SlabBaconBP]

@METAVERZUZ Human Sadness - The Voidz

[reluctantly sober substance enthusiast @SlabBaconBP]

@TheExtremeMusi1 Indeed. Better than I like McCartney’s bitch ass by far and long.

[reluctantly sober substance enthusiast @SlabBaconBP]

@VintageRockN_85 Grunge. I enjoy all the people my age who say they never got into it. Is liking grunge a problem for some to admit for some reason?

[Mushy Cantaloupe Balls @OilCan314]

Sorry, it's been hard to think straight. From the moment we arrived, I've either been drunk or ejaculating.

[Mushy Cantaloupe Balls @OilCan314]

It’s impossible to sneeze while you’re pissing.

[reluctantly sober substance enthusiast @SlabBaconBP]

@Irish_Cowboy88 Obviously this guy. Personality plus. Heroic boozehound and ladies man. He’d launch a 560 foot homer occasionally as well. Shown here making a mistake in his pants.

[reluctantly sober substance enthusiast @SlabBaconBP]

@KennyVarner3 @OhtaniFan23 @nut_history If you want to see some of my readings you’re welcome to it. I do think I said:

“Unless we were there we’ll never know”

That’s some tough ass know everything talk if I’ve ever seen it.

Continued luck with your presumptions and apparently lack of reading comprehension skills

[reluctantly sober substance enthusiast @SlabBaconBP]

@DocDan1965 @OleTimeHardball Unfortunately sports fans are people. The average IQ is 100. For real. Huge. Gallup poll. You’re reading the thoughts of dolts.

Unpopular opinion. Marino was better than Brady, Mahomes, etc. QBs weren’t treated like glass back then. He didn’t have their O-line, defense, etc.

[reluctantly sober substance enthusiast @SlabBaconBP]

@JacksonDamen @OleTimeHardball Fisk is my favorite catcher of all time.

I’d havd to admit he’s not up there with Bench or Yogi. They’re #1 and 2. Can’t pick between em.

[reluctantly sober substance enthusiast @SlabBaconBP]

@baseball_cards @cptdankkk He’s a very entertaining piece of shit though.

[reluctantly sober substance enthusiast @SlabBaconBP]

@KennyVarner3 @OhtaniFan23 @nut_history The nice little headline you speak of. Which can be found online or in print across the country was rooted in humor. Just in case you were too dense to catch that.
Obnoxiousness and presumption seem to be your best talents. Good luck with that.

[reluctantly sober substance enthusiast @SlabBaconBP]

@KennyVarner3 @OhtaniFan23 @nut_history Excellent word stew ya got there.
I’ve got some news for ya kid.
The news. And “reading up on things” will get you more lies than truth. The past. The present. Likely in the future.
I make my decisions trying to piece it all together. Unless we were there we’ll never know.

[reluctantly sober substance enthusiast @SlabBaconBP]

@nut_history I got a raw deal, man. Some local KC cokehead who’d flip out and run around the infield screaming in a coke/speed fueled rage, yell at children who wanted him to sign stuff and punch the occasional cameraman.
Hard to remember his name.
George?
Nope.

Oh yeah!

Hemorrhoid!

[reluctantly sober substance enthusiast @SlabBaconBP]

@Deanmoriarty235 I’m always single cuz this guy’s hoggin’ all the ladies.

[reluctantly sober substance enthusiast @SlabBaconBP]

@Bob_Janke Take out Nirvana and AIC and put in The Eagles and The Eagles and you’ve got yourself a winner.

The ghost of Kurt Cobain isn’t happy. So nothing’s changed basically.

[reluctantly sober substance enthusiast @SlabBaconBP]

@RussellAdkison @nut_history Aaaaaaand after learning so, so much about baseball, love, loss, life itself even. Ol’ Russell has blocked me. Hence the end of my enlightenment. I shall cherish our time together. You beautiful man.
Peace out ✌️

[reluctantly sober substance enthusiast @SlabBaconBP]

@RussellAdkison @nut_history Excellent content.
Flying off the handle is the #1 sign of a low intellect. Not saying anything about you personally, of course.
Just throwing that fact out there.

[reluctantly sober substance enthusiast @SlabBaconBP]

@nut_history I’m so old, that before they invented the “run rule” I once struck out 56 times in a doubleheader.