𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢

they/them || just a little bean constantly in crisis

[𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢 @simplyradish]

@espresso_gecko facts

[𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢 @simplyradish]

my question to you today is who really is using combat boots for actual combat anymore? and why can't we just call them gay boots?

[𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢 @simplyradish]

why is it that it's so easy to ask people what their dog's pronouns are but it's so difficult to ask PEOPLE what their pronouns are

[𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢 @simplyradish]

read the word challenging more than four times in your head and I swear you won't even know what word you're reading anymore and yeah that's the most intellectual insight I've come up with today

[𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢 @simplyradish]

the great thing about wearing super expensive super comfy underwear is that every goddamn thing can go wrong in your day but you can still fall back on the fact that you're wearing a fantastic pair of underwear

[𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢 @simplyradish]

after extensive deliberation, I have concluded that piglet is a genderfluid icon

[𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢 @simplyradish]

remember when we used google docs/microsoft word as a way to print concrete sheets of paper out with words on it not just a place to dump all our thoughts in and leave floating in the ether

[𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢 @simplyradish]

I think my uterus wants me dead

[𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢 @simplyradish]

honestly, shout out to google for existing, truly

[𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢 @simplyradish]

so in 2024 we can all just agree that everyone is a little bi right

[𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢 @simplyradish]

landscaping guy said new year, louder leafblower

[𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢 @simplyradish]

new year, new toothbrush am I right

[𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢 @simplyradish]

honestly I am way too judgemental to be in a relationship

[𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢 @simplyradish]

and can't put "genderfluid dictator" on the resume either? no? huh

[𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢 @simplyradish]

it's been 27 goddamn years of this human shit and my brain still refuses to have any amount of clarity, creative or logical, until 3am sharp and after that ideas are infuriatingly available and annoyingly accessible

[𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢 @simplyradish]

slap whatever tf you want on my resume, I'm a writer. nothing else.

[𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢 @simplyradish]

nothing unblocks writers block like a new spotify playlist

[𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢 @simplyradish]

multifaceted to a fault

[𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢 @simplyradish]

the deliciously satisfying irony🤌🏾 of sitting directly next to a lady on the train who is editing an essay about how god made her a woman and god also made adam a man while I shamelessly write a ragingly passionate gay sex scene

[𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢 @simplyradish]

art museum-worthy. the murky, gray clouds serve as the perfect backdrop, swirling almost hypnotically, letting the occasional tiny rain drop escape.

not more than a few moments later, I watch that same rain drop splatter against the gray, textured pavement.

[𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑🐢 @simplyradish]

"wow." the word comes out quietly, involuntarily. "when did the ginkgo trees turn yellow?" I breathe, my steps slowing in a real effort to become one with the scenery.

the pitter-patter of the rain drops increases in intensity, completing the autumnal picture, making it truly