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veni vidi amavi

[Mapholoba @LuthandoFuze]

You think you’re talking to a decent person then they take out a Vape.

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[Joe McBob @MrJoeMcBob]

In a 48 hour period of time, Taylor Swift will have sung with Randy Newman, rallied the Knicks back from 29 down, and be inducted the youngest ever woman into the Songwriter's Hall of Fame.

[JalenBrunsonLover﹐ @MahomesPR]

Devil at the game last time so they called Jesus up for the next one

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’ll block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me.

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

Good art challenges its viewers.

[ESPN @espn]

Quiet skies in the forecast for the NBA Finals 🤫👽

[Manu Ginobili @manuginobili]

Let's say it again... "The Spurs are the Western Conference Champions!". My first one as a fan!

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[erika @yeeeerika]

"you're hard to read" unfortunately we are experiencing a literacy crisis

[eve @csiirac]

id make the elephant feel welcomed

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

chilling at about 96 thoughts per minute

[Thag Simmons @d_h_sanders]

It effectively illustrates that you could not commit a mass shooting with technology from the 18th century

[masha @masha_slp]

I hate an uneducated hater. Do some research, bitch.

[isha @MibshaD]

If abortion is "playing God," so is chemo, insulin, and C-sections. Funny how only women's medical choices get called sacrilegious.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Religious people will describe heaven as a classless, stateless, moneyless society with no private property, no suffering, and everyone’s needs met, then turn around and call communism evil. It will never stop being funny.

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

“why are we gendering the moon?” i mean why would the moon be a man lmao

[Roose @RuNoseP]

i do not care if Trump's comments result in nothing tonight. no one who even thinks of saying the phrase "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" should be allowed to operate an ice cream stand, nevermind the most powerful office on the planet

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

on her side. yes. bringing a savory person a sweet breakfast is a sign you don't love them