Scarlet Bitch

I’m Scoti & I don’t know

[Scarlet Bitch @simplyscoti]

I did a thing! That I’m proud of?!

[Scarlet Bitch @simplyscoti]

But like also…it’s kind of crazy that both Jeff Ward and Elizabeth Olsen had a picture of us on their phones at some point? Like…has it been deleted already or has it just been chillin’ in their camera roll for a year being buried by photos of cute dogs and recipes

[Scarlet Bitch @simplyscoti]

Sometimes I look at this picture and think about how Jeff Ward asked if he could take a selfie on his phone with us to send to “Lizzie” and I wonder if him and Elizabeth Olsen sat and giggled about how goofy we looked in our WandaVision cosplays…

[Scarlet Bitch @simplyscoti]

Things I learned at Phoenix Fan Fusion: my husband is a horrible photographer

[Scarlet Bitch @simplyscoti]

tattoos are crazy bc wdym im going to be 80 years old with doodlebob on my arm

[Scarlet Bitch @simplyscoti]

Hey @BankofAmerica where is my paycheck 😡

[Amber Woods @AmberWoods100]

This statue really got under Trump’s skin.
He had it hauled off in the dead of night, days before the permit even expired.

The anonymous artists say they asked to be notified if removal was ordered. Instead, the Trump admin had parks services swoop in, tear it down, and left them with no idea where it went.

America: your first amendment rights are under attack.

[Scarlet Bitch @simplyscoti]

What season are you on in life rn? I’m like mid season 5

[Scarlet Bitch @simplyscoti]

This is a long shot but if anyone was at Phoenix Fan Fusion and has the One Piece group photo will you please tag me in it 😭😭

[Scarlet Bitch @simplyscoti]

It took me 47 hours but I finally beat Pokémon Fire Red for the first time 🥲

[Scarlet Bitch @simplyscoti]

Sometimes I tell my family I’m having a small plate of dinner because I’m not that hungry…but really it’s just so I can have more desert than them. #momhack

[Scarlet Bitch @simplyscoti]

#bringbackhotpocketsleeves

[Scarlet Bitch @simplyscoti]

Welp time to stay off of social media for a few weeks lol

[Scarlet Bitch @simplyscoti]

I’m so loyal I don’t like when other people put their beds next to my bed in Minecraft

[Scarlet Bitch @simplyscoti]

I swear my dogs have a guardian angel bc how in the heck do they sniff a rattlesnake (while I’m screaming bloody murder and trying to scoop them up) MULTIPLE times and not get bit??

[Scarlet Bitch @simplyscoti]

If they can’t commit to finishing One Piece, they can’t commit to you. Sorry 🤷‍♀️

[Scarlet Bitch @simplyscoti]

Just set my oven on fire cooking a Totinos Pizza…now I have to eat it microwaved 😡

[Scarlet Bitch @simplyscoti]

Is this an ADD thing

[Scarlet Bitch @simplyscoti]

Just told my kid to do stupid shit safely and dangerous shit wisely and low key…that’s pretty good advice

[Scarlet Bitch @simplyscoti]

The messages I remember sending ranged from “pleez take pitty my mom is poor” and “I will send you a frendship brayslit” to “you are a horabel person for not writing back” and “I hate you I hate you I hate you”

Why was I allowed on the internet 😭

[Scarlet Bitch @simplyscoti]

Sometimes I randomly think about when I was like 9 & obsessed with Littlest Petshop, and found a seller on eBay who did custom ones. I sent emails to that seller every day for like a month begging to have a specific one for free, each message more and more unhinged I swear.