Bobel 🇲🇾🇵🇸

I procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason i can’t stop procrastinating

[Biologia Braba @biologia_braba]

Porque caralhos os galos tão enfileirados feito bandidos?? KKKKKKKKKKKKK

[John paul @_notyourguy_jp]

"Church isn't a museum for saints, it's a hospital for sinners"

[Crazy Codes🚀👨‍💻 @richsongocrazy]

Be careful out there guys.

I perceived a burning wire smell in my kitchen. Checked everywhere, couldn’t find anything.

Only for it to dawn on me that my spark is back. 😌

[Jolina Jasmine @JolinaJasmine]

The Trump administration isn’t even trying to hide the aliens anymore bro

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

We've officially entered the era of the B+ employee: the one who shows up every day, delivers, is easy to work with, but refuses to be the hero.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Bill roasted him. 🔥🔥🔥

[omg @ohemjei_]

En fait je 17 plutôt que la violence je pense qu'il faut entamer un dialogue et une désescalade avec le gouvernement et pour prouver notre bonne foi on pourrait envoyer en cadeau à l'Elysée un cheval géant en bois, macron serait trop content je pense

[I have become chil, destroyer of chuck @MorganLeBlank]

"You dont need to help people or be virtuous to enter heaven, just have blind faith" is the kind of insane religious doctrine that could only come about in the arrogantly individualist hell of America

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

tf going on in japan

[gigi @aelinfavz]

tô chocada vcs falando que o kindle dura meses, eu jurava que era tipo celular

[Comic Book Pros @comicbook_pros]

#nycc iron Man #cosplayㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

In April 2012, 23-year-old college student Daniel Chong was detained during a drug raid at a friend's house in San Diego.

After a short interrogation, DEA agents told him he wasn't a suspect and would be released soon. Then they put him in a small holding cell to wait.

And they forgot about him.

For five agonizing days, Chong sat handcuffed in a windowless cell with no food, no water and no toilet. When he realized no one was coming to release him, he began shouting and kicking the door.

To survive, he drank his own urine. Soon he began to hallucinate, and for the last two days, he sat in complete darkness.

When agents finally opened the door, they found him severely dehydrated, with his kidneys failing. He had lost 15 pounds.

The DEA apologized, and a year later, the government paid him $4.1 million.

Before they found him, convinced he was going to die, he had broken his glasses and used a shard to carve two words into his arm: "Sorry Mom."

[divinenature⛰ @divine__nature]

mf that’s just gay!

[#Blitz @trapstarrAnt]

I fw shit like this i aint gonn listen but I’ma like u more

[데덴네 @dedennegasuki]

대학원생이 되고 알게 된 사실
: 교수라서 부자가 아니라 부자인데 직업이 교수인거였음

[Sarah @SarahDuggers]

"Please don't tell my wife"

[sky @22gogh]

bunu yapan piçin yaşamaya hakkı var mı şimdi

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

First look at the final transformation in 'CLAYFACE'.

[Darent Z Art🇩🇴🌧️ @darentseta]

Got your cane!

[Saturn 🪐 @soyjustamentese]

como se siente estar triste y que tu amigo de internet te consuele