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quotes from all 33 seasons....

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This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap.

Watch the potty mouth, honey.
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Who are you to demand anything?! I run this town. You’re just a bunch of low-income nobodies!
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Hello, “Floreda!”

I’m not a state! I’m a monster!
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Are you ready?

Just got to put my shoes on.
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The man you trusted isn’t Wavy Gravy at all. And all this time, I’ve been smoking harmless tobacco!
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SILENCE! You’re talking too loud…
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What’s happening? Is it noon already?
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We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, o creator, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly.
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Snakes… natures quitters.
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Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft-drinks for everyone!
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I stand by my ethnic slur! Do your worst, you filthy, pretentious savages!
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Hey, watch the gong, jerk!
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Homer, nothing’s more important to me than the health and well-being of my freaks… I’m sending you to a vet.
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A new mood is in the air in Springfield, as refreshing as a pre-moistened towelette. Folks are finally accepting their feelings and communicating with no holding back. And this reporter thinks it’s about f*****g time…
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Ow! My eye! I’m not supposed to get pudding in it!
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My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
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Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want…
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Look at that ad!
Alright, this place must be hot. They don’t need a big ad, or even correct spelling.
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Just ask this scientician…
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Are you wearing a grocery bag?!

I have misplaced my pants…
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