Karan

he/him/husband • 28 • Ahmedabad rn •
jokes and photo dumps • Tiger enthusiast (feels cringe to add this here but God I love those cats)

[Karan @simplysubzero]

love-hate relationship with ahmedabad

[Karan @simplysubzero]

big fan of the genre called flowers and bicycle in one frame

[Schrödinger Cat @treewiwi]

Under the bougainvillea

[meghan @deloisivete]

*fills out form*

*clicks "send me a copy"*

email: *dings*

me: ooh what's that

[Karan @simplysubzero]

@treewiwi my dumbass was thinking we just had a weekend and today is monday

[Karan @simplysubzero]

A few more. vacations end today maybe this is it?? I don't understand how to get better at this

[Karan @simplysubzero]

maine firse pen pencil pakda hai

[Karan @simplysubzero]

@khusskhusss consult other khushi

[svs 🇮🇳 @_svs_]

@virajraundal8 governments job is to harness the mad, ruthless bastards to provide individual flourishing for all.

[Karan @simplysubzero]

The year is 2026. I woke up to a loud noise. Three fighter jets flew past my terrace. Army trucks. Soldiers. Tanks. An Amul milk truck. Has the war started? We are under attack? I see kids running on the street with pens & papers. I look closely. "Neet, 2026 : The sequel".

[Karan @simplysubzero]

@dillidallying @arushee_g desktop hi nahi hai windows kaise karege install (also how are you?)

[Karan @simplysubzero]

@khusskhusss

[Karan @simplysubzero]

@theyoungaidult arey bhai😳 me to bas aise hi

[Karan @simplysubzero]

maine firse pen pencil pakda hai

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

im not even on my last straw anymore. i think i borrowed this one from somebody

[Ben Sixsmith @BDSixsmith]

This list of the 100 best novels is certainly controversial.

[Karan @simplysubzero]

kinda questions that pops on the front page of reddit when people are watching my screen

[lil cray-z 2.0 @khusskhusss]

I wonder what having a boner feels like

[Karan @simplysubzero]

i wish

[Karan @simplysubzero]

@theyoungaidult aisa sab sochne ke liye gym jaana hota ke coding karna hota?

[Karan @simplysubzero]

a peahen from her throne observing a peacock showing off. meme potential here

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

People pleasing elephant: I can leave the room if you want it’s no problem for me

[Karan @simplysubzero]

@kaywhoareyou bhai garmi sambhal ke. learnt it hard way ahmedabad ki garmi aur cycling se

[Karan @simplysubzero]

ek din jab dukh sab seema se paar chala jayega tab likha jaayega banger substack article