Brian Weber

Entrepreneur. Omnichannel Payments. Sailor. Hiker. Traveler. Zeke’s Human. Simplyweber.

[Brian Weber @simplyweber]

@gregjoz Why does the iPad Air have a chip 2 generations newer than your Mac Pro?

[Brian Weber @simplyweber]

@NYCMayor False dichotomy!

Audit, cut fraud & waste, invest in efficiencies. Repeat. Don't ask me for a $1 more before you've cut $2 from waste.

Both your proposals address the symptoms, but not the problems.

[Brian Weber @simplyweber]

@JCParking What is this still pinned in January 2026?

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@JCParking Does this still need to be pinned?

Can you make a post about any Thanksgiving week changes before the day before?

[Brian Weber @simplyweber]

A big FU to @united!

Our plane has been at @fly2ohare since 6:42 PM for our originally scheduled 7:47 Pm Departure. Just delayed again for NO APPARENT REASON to 11:15 PM.

No shits were given!

[Brian Weber @simplyweber]

@PATHTrain

Every 20 minutes is unacceptable for weekend service.

[Brian Weber @simplyweber]

@JCParking Happy New Year! Will there be more regularly occurring posts on this account again?

[Brian Weber @simplyweber]

I cast my vote for #ShortyImpact Awards Audience Honors! Help us vote and share daily through October 29th!: https://t.co/WAcFQRsG66

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Brian Weber @simplyweber]

Today’s Soundtrack: Grateful Dead, Barton Hall, 5/8/77

https://t.co/6fOKQDQ6CX

#GratefulDead #IthiciaIsGorges

[Emily Paxhia @empax1]

Data is beautiful https://t.co/qiXEu5Tvj2

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@empax1 Bring your fowlies...

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@RaviBhalla But what about pickleball!?!? 😱🫣🤨

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@empax1 @cyscott IthicaIsGorges :-)

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@EWRairport Why emphasize “FREE”?

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$2.7B spent on @EWRairport Terminal A... Still can't get a gate at 6 AM after flying all night from LAX.

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@BryanFields24 Payments!!

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@Bkov9 @GovPritzker Does a large drive-through tent connected to the building count as "the inside"? ;-)

Worked in COVID

[Brian Weber @simplyweber]

@RosieMattio @phish @BillyStrings @goosetheband Phish as MSG for the first few shows of run is an annual tradition. Thanks for sharing this. HNY!

[Brian Weber @simplyweber]

@thesamparr Podcast episode where I interviewed the (then) CEO of the company handling ticketing for Fyre Festival and how they got decimated by it. That starts ~41 minutes in. How they pivoted and are now a leading cannabis tech company!

https://t.co/AEqX36EeJ8