mike_oxlong

being a douche is my forte

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on X after Arsenal lose another final?

[mike_oxlong @simpmika1]

Banged two threes and it’s all barbecue chicken from there !!

[𝗔𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗵𝗼 @Amad16FC]

Just look at the teams we have beaten on this crazy run

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

🏄🏄🏄

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

Bruno Fernandes has been OFFICIALLY added to #mufc’s legends category 🇵🇹🐐

[mike_oxlong @simpmika1]

Muji bhailo khelna ako fucche haru lai alik Thulo awaj ma geet gau ani alik dherai paisa dinchu bhaneko , sorry uncle sakdainam re , tero bau hola ni uncle Randi fucche haru

[MK @tera_eghara]

This Dashain has truly tested my patience and has only further strengthened my hatred for kids. Fuck em little rascals, chuck chuke badar haru. Istg hami bachha huda esto harami thyenam yar, yini harulai ta kei ko ni thopa dar chaina. Fuck em kids #saynotoprocreation

[mike_oxlong @simpmika1]

The sleep after this would be coma level

[mike_oxlong @simpmika1]

@dizastamango If they bring him I’m done supporting this sorry ahh club

[Frozen Mango @dizastamango]

dumbwits would rather bring him than give amorim 4 years time

[jokic mid range 🃏🎸 🪉 🇵🇭 @15notdone]

no allegations
no pedo shit
no drama
no beating on women

just dogshit basketball

[mike_oxlong @simpmika1]

@DromasGamerHD @dizastamango and I need $5000 to start a online business

[mike_oxlong @simpmika1]

@dizastamango Clap for amad when he wins the ballon d’or

[mike_oxlong @simpmika1]

@dizastamango Fuck the ballondor if amad is not winning

[mike_oxlong @simpmika1]

@dizastamango Top 5 easyyyy

[mike_oxlong @simpmika1]

You think you work hard? Bruno’s out here completing 90 minutes with 3 key passes , 1 goal, 2 assists, 7 complaints to the ref and 42 fucking sprints . Put some respect on the guys name!

[mike_oxlong @simpmika1]

@dizastamango Finally someone said it! @ManUtd should make an appeal

[mike_oxlong @simpmika1]

@PotdPrizepicks 💚