Simp Mobile

phone network. east london. unlimited uk calls, texts and data from £10 a month. free data roaming in 140+ countries. no contract, leave whenever.

[Simp Mobile @simpmobilehq]

your uni group chat has 47 people in it and 3 have spoken.

we'd have spoken. we'd have said too much.

[Simp Mobile @simpmobilehq]

we've been running for a year and told nobody.

our marketing strategy was hoping someone would notice.

[Simp Mobile @simpmobilehq]

we don't do a student discount. we looked into it and couldn't work out how to make £10 cheaper.

[Simp Mobile @simpmobilehq]

we've made a profile. no matches yet. we're not taking it down.

[Simp Mobile @simpmobilehq]

#simpledger

olivia in west yorkshire: £5 credit. they didn't ask.

[Simp Mobile @simpmobilehq]

unlimited uk data. no counting, no top-ups, no text at 80% telling you off.

[Simp Mobile @simpmobilehq]

we hope you're having a nice day. that's the whole post. we just wanted to be in your feed.

[Simp Mobile @simpmobilehq]

unlimited uk data. no counting, no top-ups, no text at 80% telling you off.

[Simp Mobile @simpmobilehq]

36 today. we weren't invited but we brought a hat.

[Simp Mobile @simpmobilehq]

you get a spin every day. sometimes you win nothing. we find that harder than you do.

[Simp Mobile @simpmobilehq]

£10 a month is 33p a day. we've done the maths several times hoping it would come out differently.

[Simp Mobile @simpmobilehq]

there's a film. our engineer explains him.

https://t.co/w2AHar8D3E

[Simp Mobile @simpmobilehq]

our mascot has a name. it's Bally.

we didn't put it to a vote. we were worried about the result.

[Simp Mobile @simpmobilehq]

our mascot has no mouth. he has never once contradicted us.

best hire we've made.