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[Mary Kathomi @MaryK2022]

Najaribu kuelewa vile sifuna hupata hii talent

This one is a gem to Linda Mwananchi

[Betika @betikaKe]

Mkuu, una-deserve someone who cares about your pockets na CASHIA ndio solulu🥳 Load Betika account yako using Cashia at NO COST ujijenge MORE stake for BIGGER WINS! Tumekuchanua so usikubali kukatwa doh tena!

[The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi]

DISTURBING;

Good morning sir. Trust you're doing well.

I'm a parent in Kilimani Primary and my child is a candidate. The school wanted us to pay 2500 for food for the 4 days our kids are sitting for the exams and most of us can't afford that. They never involved parents and trying to ask for a menu fell on deaf ears.

On 16th upon realizing many parents couldn't afford the money, they told us that the 2,500 is supposed to cater for exam papers logistics and printing of leaving certificates and result slips.

Now the candidates who are carrying food from home, the school is taking the food and leaving the students to stay hungry whole day.
These are innocent kids who need to be in the right mental space to do their exam.

Please sir is there a way you can help us? Tag anyone who can help these parents. Some teachers are just cartels and extortionists!

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Sakaja is a failure. Hadi tumeundiwa 3D of the Eastleigh collapsed building.

It was a MESS.

[Karomo Richú @tonykaromo]

Remember Hannes Bend? The founder of Breath AI and Vital AI who I told you about.....well, his life is in danger and he's trapped in Kenya. Hannes came to Nairobi hoping to do business in East Africa's famed capital but instead, he's been conned, insulted, threatened with deportation and shown the middle finger by politically connected figures here.

Just like Lawyer Mboobu Kyallo and more recently, Dr. Victoria Mutiso who reported threats to their lives before they were trailed and murdered, Hannes Bend now reports the same. Are @DCI_Kenya and @NPSOfficial_KE waiting for an international scandal involving an innocent foreign national to happen before they act?

@EAukot @otienowill @MarthaKarua @CJMarthaKoome @IG_NPS @ahmednasirlaw @Paul_Muite @rigathi @WilliamsRuto @C_NyaKundiH

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

Starting in January 2027,

It is KRA that shall FIRST calculate for you, what income it believes you & your business earned in 2026,

And what income tax you shall therefore pay.

KRA will do this by generating a pre populated income tax return using the information it already has, such as:

- eTIMS data
- PAYE records
- Withholding tax records
- Plus any other information KRA can find

KRA shall then send you this pre filled return by 31st January 2027.

Once you receive it, you have 60 days (February and March), and 2 OPTIONS only. To either:

1. Confirm & accept KRA generated return, if the numbers are correct. Or,

2. Reject & amend KRA generatd return, if KRA got the numbers wrong. If you take this route, you shall provide your own numbers together with supporting documents to KRA.

- If you make your amendments late. Or,
- You do not make any amendments at all,

KRA shall congratulate you conclude that you have agreed with its originally generated assessment, and you shall pay the KRA generated tax bill.

After that, you shall use the amended or originally accepted return to file your taxes as follows:

- If you are a human being, file by April 30th 2027.

- If you have no flesh & blood (company, partnership, trust, etc), file by June 30th.
(Or the last day of the sixth month after your accounting year ends.)

One more critical mistake to watch.

- When that time comes, do not assume KRA's numbers are always correct. The law has expressly given you the right to accept or reject the pre-populated return before filing.

Lessons:
• Proper bookkeeping is King in 2026.
• Mark the new tax timelines in your calendar.

This is a new thing in Kenya, so reread slowly.

[Nkirote Murungi. @BellahPoetry]

Yaani walikuwa wana discuss vile watamada Ezra Gacheru kwa msitu akiskia
Hadi polisi wa traffic akaenda kutoa uniform na reflector ndio aweze kumalizana nayeye kwa msitu asijulikane. The posts, shares and reposts saved him. They admitted wakifanya hivo italeta shida kaa ya Ojwang' let's not keep shut on matters Abductions especially to those who are on the Frontline to fight for what's right!
Let's support Ezra, the fight continues!

[simpo simo @simposimo]

@IAMRAPCHA Choices have consequences

[stephen karanja @skdabreezy]

@RobFinnertyUSA

[Nkirote Murungi. @BellahPoetry]

The family went to check whether he was still in the police custody but later found him in the hospital nursing serious injuries. That happened too fast. Clearly, we failed this guy as Kenyans because everyone was applauding him for exposing traffic police.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Uproar Over Aberdare Logging:

Outrage over ongoing logging in Aberdare Forest

Nyandarua leaders and locals want logging stopped

Badilisha: Logging will affect water catchment areas

Mkung: Saw millers are cutting mature, over-mature trees

#CitizenWeekend

[simpo simo @simposimo]

@TheBitcoinTime @grok Yes

[Bonnie Mwangi, CPA, LLM, MBA @MwangiBonnie]

My fellow Kenyans,

I promised that going into the 2027 elections, I will make available information and data that you need to evaluate every single leader in this country.

From the president, every single Senator, MP, Woman Rep, Governor, and every single MCA.

It is a big job. But if you know anything about me, you know that I don't make commitments I cannot keep.

It is my small investment in my country. In a better future for all of us.

In the next two weeks, we will focus more Governors.

In this post, we cover @Baringo_county

I put in a lot of work into this. I ask only that you:

Read.

Re-read.

Download the poster.

Share.

The county's 45 MCAs together have taken 10% of the entire budget for themselves. Cheboi

In the first three years of Mr. Cheboi's administration, the county has spent KSH 22.3 billion.

This amount was designed to serve the county's 700,000 citizens.

In terms of healthcare, education, social services, development.

The county can only raise 2.7% of its budget, 10 years into devolution.

How was the KSH 22.3 billion spent?

50% of the money, KSH 11.0 billion, went to salaries alone.

To how many people? Less than 5000 people.

That is about 0.7% of the county population, taking 50% of the entire county budget to begin with.

Because the legal limit is 35% o salaries, the 50% spent by those in government on salaries, directly stole KSH 3.2 billion from citizens.

This is the reason for missing hospitals. Missing equipment and medicine at the hospitals. See second attachment.

Dilapidated roads.

The county's 45 MCAs, together have taken 10% of the entire budget for themselves.

So - let's take stock.

50% went to salaries.

10% went to MCAs.

40% remains.

From the remaining 40%:

KSH 1.2 billion went to wasteless travel. See third attachment.

"Leadership and integrity training in Arusha".

"Excellenece in public finance in Dubai".

"Peace and conflict resolution in Rwanda".

"Smart governance in Dubai".

Ladies and gentlemen, that is where KSH 1.2 billion in just three years went.

The county only devoted KSH 60 million on bursaries.

In three years. For all the kids in a county with 700,000 citizens.

In a county with a poverty rate of 47%.

Finally, the county only spent KSH 6 billion on "development". Less than required under the law.

And that includes all the corruption we know is taking place through corruption and inflated contracts.

So, after KSH 22 billion in just three years, and KSH 60 billion since devolution, today the county has a poverty rate of 47%.

You start by losing 50% of the entire budget to salaries for less than 1% of the population. In salaries alone.

When you add benefits, catering, county assembly, and other expenses, truly, not more than 20% or 25% is left to serve anyone.

We need prudence, purpose, and progress.

Please share and spread the message.

@BenjaminCCheboi

@MoGAbdi @FlavNasmbu @Senate_KE @NAssemblyKE

[simpo simo @simposimo]

@connorcrd @KriptonunUzmani Hi

[Mary Kathomi @MaryK2022]

This is feedback from a video i did

My inbox is full

This is raw data of vaccine adverse side effects that no one talks about.

I speak for many people

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

The deceit in the sale of Safaricom shares as determined by the High Court.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Last week, I promised to release SHA payment data that has largely not been available to the public.

We’ve now done it.

In the replies is a link to SHA payment data covering last year through around April this year. @SahdamAfrica

Thank you to everyone who continues to

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

HOMABAY LINDA MWANANCHI RALLY

KILLED
1. Police Driver Constable Jim Richardson Okundi
INJURED
1. SSP Fredrick Ombaka
2. Police Driver Corporal Leonard Wanjala
3. Constable Geoffrey Kebenei
4. Constable Benard Odundo
5. AP Constable Richard Muema
6. Corporal Stephen Orony
7. Corporal Rika Said
8. AP Constable James Nyoike
9. AP Constable Collins Bera
10. AP Constable James Kinywa
FIRED
Ammos, Bar gas grenades, smoke grenades, rubber ball grenades
CIVILIANS INJURED
1. Benard Ochieng (All right fingers chopped off)
2. Jean Morgan Odul (Two right hand fingers chopped off)
3. George Opinde Onyango (Gunshot, fractured left leg)
4. Tonny Onyango Odhiambo (Right thigh gunshot wound)
5. John Philip Owale (Right shoulder gunshot wound)
6. Kevin Ochieng Von (Right thigh gunshot wound)
7. Victor Odhiambo Kibeti (head injuries-stone)
8. Philip Kapten (Right leg dislocation)
9. David West Odhiambo (Right leg dislocation)
10. Stephen Otieno Gweth (left eye, both hands. Vehicle burnt down)
11. Brian Okoth Onyango (Legs, chest and arm)
12. Hesbon Abwala (both arms)
13. Raymond Oluoch (head cut)
14. Fredrick Ochola (shot on both knees)
15. Michael Odhiambo Duma (head cur, fractured left arm)
16. Kennedy Omondi Odhis (fractured left foot)
17. Fredrick Samwel (deep cut injury)
18. David Ochieng (gunshot wound, right hand)
19. Vincent Okoth (cut on back head, fractured right leg)
20. Peter Oluoch Odongo (deep cut wound)
21. Austin Ochieng Ogonda (deep cut wound)
22. Francis Mwangi Ndibo (deep Panga cut below eye)
23. John Eundes Gaa (head injuries)
24. Marrin Simiyu Mapesa (Stomach stab wound)
VEHICLES BURNT DOWN
1. LANDROVER TDI
2. SUBARU KCB 720B
3. KCE 259T PRADO
4. UNKNOWN PRADO
5. KDA 077S PROBOX
6. KDE 064J D-MAX
7. CG 041 FORTUNER (SIAYA COUNTY)
VEHICLES DAMAGED
1. Isuzu D-Max GK B389T (Muhoroni)
2. KDC 040E/GK C527B
3. KDC115A/GK C515C
4. KCM 537G/GK B669U
5. D-Max GK C889C (APS Nyatike North)
6. KCZ 700Q PRADO
7. KBP 599S TOYOTA PASO
8. KDJ 298Z PRADO
9. KDT 724P VOXY
10. KCK 752X PRADO
11. KDJ 195E PRADO
12. KCB 453K MERCEDES
13. KBU 484C SUBARU
14. KCB 404B PRADO
15. KBY 940A TOYOTA V8
16. KCA 097X MAZDA CX7
17. KAK 751X TOYOTA COROLLA

[simpo simo @simposimo]

Juu

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

WAKE UP, KENYA. 🚨

The Ruto government quietly handed KRA a loaded gun.

The Finance Act now lets them treat unpaid housing levy exactly like unpaid tax.

That means they can freeze your bank account overnight, kill your PIN, seize money straight from the bank, ban you from travelling, and attach your property, all over the 1.5% housing levy.

They’ve already taken over Sh200 billion from salaries since 2023. Yet the Housing Fund Board itself admits more than Sh100 billion is still “missing.”

Employers deducted it from broke workers and never remitted it. Informal traders never paid. An Auditor-General report even exposed 6,390 companies paying PAYE but completely skipping the levy.

Housing PS Charles Hinga confirmed it: KRA now has the “greater bite” they demanded and will start reconciling and coming for the money.

This doesn't look like enforcement. This looks like economic warfare on ordinary Kenyans.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Passengers travelling from Mombasa to Nairobi on a Tahmeed bus were forced to ask the driver to stop after they were attacked by bedbugs. The passengers demanded to be taken back to Mombasa, but the driver refused and instead took them to a Tahmeed warehouse along Mombasa Road, where the vehicle was changed.