SIMPPAD

Name. Ticker. One link. That is a token.
CA: 0xF2E20f5cb0a5bE44EA969d339a423fe0CD179483

[SIMPPAD @simppaddotwtf]

$SIMP is live.

0xF2E20f5cb0a5bE44EA969d339a423fe0CD179483

Launched through Pons V2, the same factory every token on SIMPPAD uses. No reserved supply, no presale, no head start.

2% trade tax — the default we recommend to everyone else.

https://t.co/EXIi44CosW

[SIMPPAD @simppaddotwtf]

All the links:

Buy https://t.co/FHBlz7mEKa
Site https://t.co/EXIi44CosW
Docs https://t.co/b5eBJyqmDk
Contract https://t.co/P7kbQDxuC4
Telegram https://t.co/NMdSVfIOgM

The docs include the exact factory call, so you can verify the parameters yourself.

[SIMPPAD @simppaddotwtf]

$SIMP is live.

0xF2E20f5cb0a5bE44EA969d339a423fe0CD179483

Launched through Pons V2, the same factory every token on SIMPPAD uses. No reserved supply, no presale, no head start.

2% trade tax — the default we recommend to everyone else.

https://t.co/EXIi44CosW

[SIMPPAD @simppaddotwtf]

T-15m.

At 16:00 UTC the form opens. You will need:

— a name
— a ticker
— one link
— a wallet with a little ETH on Robinhood Chain

That is everything. See you in fifteen.

[SIMPPAD @simppaddotwtf]

T-2h30m.

Launch cost, in full, with nothing hidden:

0.0005 ETH factory fee
+ gas
= that is the entire list

No platform cut. No subscription. No token you must hold first.

22.09 · 16:00 UTC

[SIMPPAD @simppaddotwtf]

The trade tax, plainly — most launchpads are vague here.

You take a cut of every buy and sell, up to 10%, straight to your wallet.

But 10% is a ceiling, not a target. High tax kills volume, and 10% of nothing is nothing. We default to 2%. All of it is yours.

[SIMPPAD @simppaddotwtf]

https://t.co/EXIi44CosW was down this morning. It is back.

Our hosting stopped serving the app. It now runs on a server we control, so nobody else can switch it off.

Nothing was lost — the archive reads from the chain and rebuilt itself.

Launch unchanged: 16:00 UTC.

[SIMPPAD @simppaddotwtf]

T-10h.

One thing we refuse to ship: an AI anywhere in the money path.

Others feed your post to a model and let it decide. When the model has a bad day, your launch quietly never happens.

What you see is the exact calldata we send.

22.09 · 16:00 UTC

[SIMPPAD @simppaddotwtf]

T-24h.

While you wait — the factory we build on is permissionless. We checked by simulating a launch from a wallet with no relationship to anyone. It went through.

That means SIMPPAD needs nobody's approval to exist, and neither do you.

22.09 · 16:00 UTC

[SIMPPAD @simppaddotwtf]

We never hold your money. We cannot.

There is no hot wallet in this system. You sign the deploy from your own wallet, straight to the factory contract. No key of ours sits between you and the chain.

Nothing to drain. Nothing to trust us with.

[SIMPPAD @simppaddotwtf]

Here is the part nobody else does.

Before you sign, SIMPPAD runs your launch as a simulation against the real factory. If it would fail you see exactly why, and no gas was spent.

Silent failure is a choice. We did not make it.

[SIMPPAD @simppaddotwtf]

This is the entire flow.

Paste → the card fills itself → sign → your token is live.

No registration. No identity to claim. No bot to wait on. No post format to memorise.

[SIMPPAD @simppaddotwtf]

The directory is not our list. It is the chain's.

We read the factory's own logs and decode each token from its transaction. Prices come live from the curve.

If it happened on-chain it shows up here — including launches that never touched us.

[SIMPPAD @simppaddotwtf]

"Any link" means any link.

https://t.co/eYOky8Eh19…
https://t.co/arFRWAbalw…
https://t.co/wMdBTd7JNq…
https://t.co/A7OWwZpTgx…
literally any other URL

Known platforms get the rich read — author, avatar, image, engagement. Everything else falls back to OpenGraph.

[SIMPPAD @simppaddotwtf]

Every other launchpad wants a form.

SIMPPAD wants three things:

0001 — a name
0002 — a ticker
0003 — one link

The image, the description and the origin are read from the link itself. You do not type them.

[SIMPPAD @simppaddotwtf]

Paste a link. Get a token.

SIMPPAD turns any post — X, TikTok, YouTube, Telegram, any URL at all — into a token on Robinhood Chain.

Three fields. One signature. That is the whole thing.

22.09.2026 · 16:00 UTC
https://t.co/EXIi44CosW