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Masculinity. Exposing the female nature. Author

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Stop texting women “How was your day?” and “What’s up?” like every conversation is an interview. Ask her these instead:

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“You crossed my mind, so I came to see if you’re still as troublesome as I remember.”

Flirty plus it sparks a random conversation rather than the interrogations of “how are you?” “Have you eaten?” most men text women every day

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“I was trying to concentrate on my work and you just popped up on my mind”

Even though you’re obviously lying because ain’t no way a woman is popping up on my mind while I’m grinding, it makes her feel good & her feeling good is the impact you want your texts to do.

Another:

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Trying to change a woman

You meet her knowing certain habits bother you, but convince yourself she’ll change once she falls in love with you. If her parents couldn’t change her why do you think you will be able to do that? Only go for women you know fits what you want.

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If you’re a man over 21, stop making these harmful 5 dating mistakes:

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Texting her all day with nothing interesting to say

You wake up and text her. You ask what she’s doing every hour. You keep forcing conversations even when there’s nothing left to talk about. Soon, texting becomes an obligation instead of something she looks forward to.

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When a relationship is about to end, these two things happen. Don’t ignore:

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“that only works if we are standing, what if I’m we’re on the bed”

Or

“Then you’ll have to bend to kiss me”

Most times they always play along and flirt back.

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Flirty texts to send to her that would make her fantasize sex with you:

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Randomly joking about her height and how short she will be beside me. Then I say things like

“I’m so tall, you would need to get on your toes to kiss me”

this works like a charm because she will go along with you flirting and flirt back saying things like:

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- missionary at the end of a bed while you stand. This is the best and most effective position of missionary, your foot on the ground gives you maximum grip and control over the strokes and she gets to feel every moment.

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Best positions that make women come within 10 minutes no matter your size. Save for later:

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- collapsed dgy with pillow underneath her stomach. The pillow underneath her creates pressure within her walls that gives a different sensation and she gets to feel every stroke x2

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- Constant argument. This is a sign you have stopped being compatible with your partner and being alone is more peaceful than being with her. Once your partner is no longer someone that contributes to your peace, it is time to let the relationship sink.

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When a relationship is about to end, these two things happen. Don’t ignore:

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- Communication dies. All of a sudden you both start caring about who sent the last text like you’re back to being strangers. Once that happens, the relationship is on its last straw.