Ish Simps

Roll Tide Roll. Father of 3. Big Gun Owner 💪 🔫 😜

[Ish Simps @simpsishmael]

@bignormstorm

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@bignormstorm Shrink.

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@Gibbonstoast Big Gibber used to put up all time numbers. Nice to see the top dawg back in the game

-Ish

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@bignormstorm

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@pamruttknowz Pamelamadingdong! Nice to see you’ve joined the interwebs. I must say your knockers look rather impressive in this flick- did you get them enhanced perchance? No judgement here 😜

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@marlon_humphrey @bignormstorm put down the poop cup fella

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@DaveHoggs Hoggins ain’t ever go home with no bitch. #noplacetotalk #nohog

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@bignormstorm Froguzz. Froguzz. Froguzz.

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These fellas are #crunkoffdalikka

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Ish ain’t ever simp! #realspiel #barczar
#unfortunatelastname

[Shittown’s Jimmy Frank Hicks @bonesthavol]

People that go to the bars with the sole intention of getting laid suck. Go throw some beers back with your boys and catch a game, shoot some pool, throw some darts. You meet a girl and get lucky good for you.

[Ish Simps @simpsishmael]

Just had a miserable afternoon.

Long story short, I ordered a bottle of high-end cream to soothe my sensitive scrotum. What did I get? 2 bottles of Heinz Salad Cream. What the hell is that!?

Spent at least an hour arguing with Amazon Support. And my balls are still hairy.

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@SkySportsDarts It’s off the charts.

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@bignormstorm I spent countless days praying for this moment to come. #ishwished

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@bignormstorm You sure have an acquired taste, Norman. Would love to see the full ranking my friend.

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@bignormstorm @asiskant Hahahaha no. Good one Bender. Back in my heyday I was a cock-off silver medalist. I competed with the best of the best. Almost went to regionals one year. Enough of the slander

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This jackass of a comissioner just won my fantasy league for the third year straight. The league hates him so much that no one congratulated him on the victory in the group chat. Safe to say I won’t be playing again next year. #ishmad #whatachump #helookslikehehasasmallpenis

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@DaveHoggs @GeebsonHeavy Good ol Geebs. I remember the day he came out. Normally I don’t support the homos but I’ll make exception for the heavy one.

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@bignormstorm Ish. Loves. Mimosas.

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@DaveHoggs Dave, thanks for the heads up. I saw this disgusting feller at the gas station today and tried to flee the scene asap. Unfortunately, didn’t get away before he stuck the pump up his anus. Looked like he was enjoying it. What a degenerate society we live in.