Kaitlyn Simpson

probably thinking about dogs.....

[Kaitlyn Simpson @simpson81796]

Acoustic guitar guy: "I'll be taking requests now, anybody want anything special played?"
Me:"yeah could you play bodak yellow"

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[Katy (not a girl) 🧡🤍🩷🐞 @hey_its_katy]

“During the darkest days of the AIDS crisis we buried our friends in the morning, we protested in the afternoon, and we danced all night, and it was the dance that kept us in the fight because it was the dance we were fighting for.” – Dan Savage

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Missing your son’s wedding to attend a staged assassination attempt is crazy work.

[That Gay Guy Candle Co. 🇺🇸 @gayguycandleco]

So many jobs lost because a fat old pedophile with a little bit of power can’t take a joke.

[. @deityofnightt]

not receiving a message is also receiving a message

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

when u both don’t chase so you just never talk again

[Sara☃️ @opmSara]

Someone said “I’m broke but I ain’t walk up dodger stadium hill broke” lmaooo

[Ely @Elyvanaa]

girl grip

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

hamburger help us

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Jesus was a brown man born in Palestine.
There are no white people in the Bible.
Happy Easter.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

"when can I see you?" when I am bored enough to risk my peace again

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Thnx for laughing at my joke do u want me romantically

[Bravo by Kate @BravobyKate]

it’s just me, my weed pen, an iced coffee, twitter and a scandal. booked and busy.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

It’s just a matter of time until Trump names Tiger Woods the Secretary of Transportation now.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

tupperware more like tupperWHERE is this fucking lid

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When u think ur fav person finally texted u but it's just a notification from an app u never use

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

when someone asks me what i want for my birthday but i cant say friends to lovers slowburn miscommunication trope with a heated confession scene followed by a passionate makeout, so i just say money

[miia @miiagarro]

all men do is pee loud and lie

[hannah ˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚ @cleradinswan]

modern day vecnas clock is that evil red clock that randomly shows up when u turn ur phone sideways