Jas Simpson

[Chadley @Chadleywalsh]

Can’t wait till winter so I can open my window without moths the size of horses coming in to ride the lightbulb

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I think about this at least once a day

[jack rem @jackremmington]

She could honestly just read the phone book and I’d howl https://t.co/J8WODivBBp

[Frank @frankiebcerv]

How do they know an animal is extinct like??? U looked everywhere????

[Jayk 🪩🕺🏻 @jokeofajake]

I don't trust him

[Matt @matt_bcfc4]

Wait a second...

[b.b @benoobrown]

Mo Farah only signed up for I’m a Celeb so he doesn’t have to eat Quorn for a few weeks

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOUR YEARS TO USE THIS

[Jas Simpson @simpson_jas]

@wishart_hayden Knew it would be u

[Jas Simpson @simpson_jas]

Just got a call from someone In Poland warning me that someone’s trying to cast a hex spell on me 🥴 as if 2020 could get any worse

[нαιℓєιgн ૐ @m00nmamaa_]

I just found out that if you text ‘HOME’ to 741741 when you are feeling depressed or suicidal, a crisis counselor will text you. This is super important for people who don’t like talking on the phone. AND, it’s free. Pls RT to help someone, you never know who needs it. ❤️

[Jas Simpson @simpson_jas]

Sick of waking up feeling sorry for myself every day need a new hobby ASAP

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

Get tf out my way type way. @dvbbs @xxbridge

[Darren Dutton @Darren_Dutton]

New lockdown rules from tomorrow