Chris Simpson

Goosfraaba

[Chris Simpson @simpsonayy]

@jakenheim @MaryInTheStars Haha creepy

[Chris Simpson @simpsonayy]

@CompAesthetics @jakenheim

[Chris Simpson @simpsonayy]

@avxstudios @jakenheim

[Chris Simpson @simpsonayy]

@OFalafel @jakenheim @AmirTaghan

[Chris Simpson @simpsonayy]

@stephenholden @AmirTaghan This guy beat me to it. Banging album though.

[Chris Simpson @simpsonayy]

@jordanadams1 @jakenheim Nerds

[Chris Simpson @simpsonayy]

@RWGraham1 Rob make more T shirts we need to keep @WetNuns going!!!

[JOE @JOE_co_uk]

Merci Arsene, for everything 😢💔

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Do dogs go to Heaven?

Only pets, not wild animals?

If only humans go to Heaven, how far back? Homo erectus? Australopithecus?

Only people who lived after Jesus? Not Abraham, Moses or Elijah, then.

Which “you” will be in Heaven? Senile you with dementia? Midlife-crisis you?

[Chris Simpson @simpsonayy]

@saladinahmed @jakenheim

[Chris Simpson @simpsonayy]

@nudelift @bonerman_inc @jakenheim

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Wife: do you need me to write that down?
Me: no, I'll remember
Wife: ok if you're sure
Me [comes home from store with both items]:

[Genesis Cinema @GenesisCinema]

😁

[Dan @ehdannyboy]

Nicole Kidman's hands look like Oscar Pistorius feet.

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

[my guinea pig makes a weird ass noise]
me: right. thats what im saying dude

[cursed images @cursedimages_2]

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[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Throwback to the greatest conversation Twitter has ever seen. 😂