Caren

[MOON LOVER @M1ONLOVER]

Perfect Moon capture in Paris.

[Caren @simpsoncaren8]

@Ran_Sizzle I’m tweeting

[tamer abouras @tamer_abouras]

Can COVID-19 kill the crazy misconception that most lawyers are rich?

[Caren @simpsoncaren8]

in efforts to clean out my refrigerator, i decided to eat all of the leftover pasta. so far, no regrets.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

UNO has confirmed that you can end the game if your final card is an action card.

[Caren @simpsoncaren8]

might legally change my name considering it’s the most hated name in america

[defne gencler @omgitsdef]

Today is 5/9, or as some guys call it 5/11

[Caren @simpsoncaren8]

i miss my lime green iPod nano 😢

[Caren @simpsoncaren8]

@JNipss It’s what we do

[Adriana Lacy @Adriana_Lacy]

I can guarantee, your email is not finding me well

[Caren @simpsoncaren8]

@soyerikagrace ok

[Rhett McLaughlin @rhettmc]

There is still A LOT to learn about this virus. For instance, the infection rate may be several times higher than previously thought. In other words, the projections will change again. And again. Each guess better than before. It’s fascinating to watch.

[Caren @simpsoncaren8]

actions speak LOUDER than words

[Caren @simpsoncaren8]

@lyssaColangelo @MorganSmith_xo because right is right #metoomovement

[Caren @simpsoncaren8]

imagine being married to a jonas brother and not only are you married to one of them (even if it’s kevin) but then they can sing “when you look me in the eyes” and it’s almost like when they were 15 they knew they’d meet you so it’s romantic but it’s not about you actually

[Ming Duh @MingDuh]

I’m this dramatic

[adam @brokeangeI]

me going to get the mail

[Caren @simpsoncaren8]

my mother ripped me a new one for not obeying quarantine by getting target drive up pick up...—but then asked me to voluntarily subject myself to the heart of the coronavirus AKA GROCERY STORE to pick up ice cream for her

“drop it off at the end of the driveway, i have a lysol”

[Buddha @Callmezaddyy2]

Nobody knows the me that you do, gonna take some getting used to